- The Girl with the Biden Tattoo– (Jen Psaki pens a memoir of her White House years)
- Fahrenheit 451 – (Stacey Abrams creates a dystopian tale of extreme global warming, to justify her scoring a mind-boggling $2 billion “climate” grant from her friends in the Biden White House)
- Gone With the Wind – (Mayor Bill DeBlasio’s wife has yet to explain how New Yorkers benefitted in any way from the $1 billion “mental health” program her husband gifted to her)
- Love in the Time of Covid – (Congresswoman AOC gets engaged during the pandemic and the couple attends the elite “Met Gala,” brandishing a socialist slogan on her dress…. but WITHOUT masks!)
- The Unbearable Lightness of Tim Walz – (Whether wondering aloud if the president has expired or placing tampon machines in boys’ bathrooms, the goofy governor always fails to “read the room”)
- Vampire Academy – (A no-experience kid Assemblyman prepares to seize power in the world’s financial capital, bursting with socialist schemes to drain taxpayers’ wallets & paychecks)
- A Confederacy of Dunces – (James Carville shakes his metaphorical head as he contemplates a future Dem nominee to be drawn from the likes of Kamala, Gavin, Buttigieg, AOC and Rosie O’Donnell)
- The Old Man and the Sea – (A failed ex-president gazes out at Delaware Bay, as he dreams of glory days in family grifting…)
- Lolita Beijing– (A married California Congressman “mentors” young Fang-Fang, never apologizing when her espionage career is revealed to the world. He continues to be re-elected.)
…and the NUMBER ONE BOOK RELEASE for AUTUMN ’25 is….
- Where the Wild Things Are (Even “progressive” Mayor Brandon Johnson admits he wouldn’t ride the Chicago subway’s “Blue Line” from downtown to O’Hare Airport)
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