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TOP TEN POLITICIAN RESOLUTIONS for 2023:

BLESSINGS to our READERS for this new year!

 

  1. Pete Buttigieg:    If you’re so smart, resign and start your own airline. 
  1. Kamala Harris:   OK, show us a list of your accomplishments.   We dare you.

      8. Joseph Biden:     Resign prior to impeachment, but get President Kamala to pardon you.

      7. Rep. Eric Swallwell:   Create new bilingual (English/Chinese) dating website for married Congressmen.

      6.  Vladimir Putin:    A new girlfriend could serve as a welcome distraction.

  1. George Santos:  New PR strategy:  “Well, I IDENTIFY as a Goldman Sachs executive.”
  1. Brian Stelter:  Score a new high-paying “anchor” job on Russian TV or Al Jazzeera.
  1. The Cuomo brothers:  (to discourage unwanted touching) Always wear those oversized soccer goalie gloves whenever you leave your homes.
  1.  Rep. Adam Schiff:   Get a new hoax to sell on CNN and MSNBC.

…and the NUMBER ONE POLITICAN RESOLUTION for 2023 is: 

  1.  Gov. Kathy Hochul:   Citizens shouldn’t protect their families?    Then give up the 24/7 phalanx of armed state troopers who guard you.

 

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