- “36? Is that the temperature in Fairbanks?”
“No sir, that’s your approval rating.”
- “Where’s the basement? Take me there, Jilly.”
- “Aren’t we makin’ any money off this video?”
- “Did I re-record this already?”
“Yes sir, this ‘take’ makes eighteen.”
- “This doesn’t look like Rehoboth.”
- “Fentanyl… Fentanyl… is she the Foreign Minister of Norway?”
- “This is a great house. Isn’t that enough reason to declare again?”
- “RFK wants to run? I knew him and his wife Ethel.”
- “We need to finish the job. Some Americans still have savings accounts and guns.”
…and the NUMBER ONE WHISPER OVERHEARD DURING JOSEPH BIDEN’S RE-ELECTION ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO PRODUCTION is…
- “The price is $400,000? Hunter painted that one in kindergarten.”
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