TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD in the NYC DEPT. of EDUCATION’S  “RUBBER ROOM”   (Where Scores of Teachers Draw Full Salary While Not Teaching…   Pending Investigations of Serious Accusations Against Them)…  

10. You sayin’ the massage therapist expects tips?

9.  Honestly, you would have thought she was at least 18.

8.  It’s my right to microwave fish here.

7.  Sir, pants are almost always part of a dress code.

6. What comes after the number “8?”

5. ​If this is a “rubber” room, ​ how come there’s so much fine Corinthian leather in these chairs?

4.  Could you change that channel to Maury Povich?

3.   Where’s the “Palestinian” flag in this place?

2.   If we call a wildcat strike here in the Rubber Room, ​do I still have tenure?

   …and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD in the NYC. DEPT. of EDUCATION’S “RUBBER ROOM” is…

1. ​ If the Rubber Room is a “reassignment center,” do we expect a public school to be a “learning center?”

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