10. Putin is bad. He should leave. First name: Vladimir, it says here.
9. No, I’m not walkin’ that back.
8. My $5.8 trillion budget is paid for, Jack (White House press corps will never ask how…)
7. I had pizza with our troops in Kyev… I mean…
6. I am passionately, morally, truly outraged (–fill in the blank)..
5. Our Vice President really unified NATO, didn’t she?
4. What laptop?
3. The border is secure. Jen, show them the live video from Dallas.
2. Fentanil? Is that the new Cleveland team name?
…and the NUMBER ONE JOSEPH BIDEN “TAKE” from 3×5 CARDS PROVIDED by WHITE HOUSE STAFF is:
1. What inflation?
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