10. Presidents Trump and Obama share .09% German DNA.
9. Joe Biden is a second cousin to malaprop king “Professor” Irwin Corey.
8. An MSNBC personality discovers he is distantly related to Stalin & Hitler, but responds: “Who?”
7. President Trump, Vice President Pence and actor Jay Silverheels share a common distant ancestor: Geronimo.
6. It’s no coincidence that US Senator Bernie Sanders and “Kentucky Colonel” Harlan Sanders share a surname.
5. Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard is a first cousin, thrice removed, of Hillary Clinton.
4. CNN’s Jim Acosta is told he is a 5th cousin of William Howard Taft, but asks: “Is he up for re-election?”
3. Dan Rather is a long lost nephew of Richard Nixon.
2. A re-test may be advised, but former presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke appears to have descended from Bill Clinton.
…and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING DISCOVERY FROM THOSE HOME-DNA TESTS TAKEN DURING SHUTDOWN is:
1. Test after test, Elizabeth Warren remains zero percent Native American.
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