10. In some states, get ready to stand behind new migrants to cast your vote. Remember, “no one is illegal.”
9. Egg prices have doubled in just 30-odd months-of-Biden. Better scramble.
- Planning that family vay-cay? Gas costs 50% more now. Maybe switch to a movie and an ice cream cone.
- School counselors are convincing your son Bubba that he’s really a Cynthia.
- CNN is telling you that “another young man has been killed by the police.” (Reality: the decedent first emptied his 11 shot-pistol AT the police).
- Quick! Begin saving for that high-ticket electric car Biden and his EPA are foisting on you.
- You may need help explaining to your third-grader that her share of our national debt is $83,000.
- Congratulations! Your Biden White House now considers you “rich.” Now, pay your “fair share” in taxes.
- Heading to the NY Times best-sellers list: Squatting.The New Affordable Housing.
…and the NUMBER ONE WAY THAT “PROGRESSIVES” are SAYING “WELCOME to SPRINGTIME” is…
- Ladies: In your locker room, that really is a naked man leering at you.
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