1o. WHICH ANTHEM DO YOU PREFER, STALIN AND CASTRO’S “THE INTERNATIONALE,” OR THE CCP’S “THE EAST IS RED?”
9. HOW DOES MRS. MAMDANI FEEL ABOUT CREEPY GUYS IN THE LADIES’ ROOM?
- WHICH BERET ARE YOU MORE LIKELY TO WEAR? CURTIS SLIWA’S RED MODEL, OR KILLER CHE GUEVARA’S BLACK ONE?
- AS A SOCIALIST, WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU WILL RUN OUT OF OTHER NEW YORKERS’ MONEY?
- IS YOUR VISION FOR A FUTURE NEW YORK CLOSER TO HAVANA OR PYONG YANG?
- IF YOUR TAX POLICIES CAUSE THE STOCK EXCHANGES TO LEAVE THE CITY… WOULD YOU AT LEAST WAVE GOOD-BYE??
- COPS WENT TO A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CALL THIS WEEK, AND FIVE WERE SHOT, WITH THREE MURDERED. IS THIS THE SORT OF CALL YOU’D SEND SOCIAL WORKERS TO INSTEAD?
- IF ELECTED, HOW WILL YOU VET ILLEGAL MIGRANTS BEFORE GIVING THEM SANCTUARY IN GRACIE MANSION?
- IF “GLOBALIZE THE INTIFADA” DOESN’T MEAN KILLING JEWS, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
…and the NUMBER ONE SUGGESTED “LIGHTNING ROUND” QUESTIONS for SOCIALIST/DEMOCRAT MAYORAL CANDIDATE ZOHRAN MAMDANI is…
- CAMPAIGN CAMERA CREWS FILM YOU in the SUBWAYS. BUT DO YOU EVER RIDE THEM ALONE LATE AT NIGHT?
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