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10. New “Domino’s” franchise to offer “seal blubber” as a premium pizza topping.
9. The Greenland Parliament will take up renaming the island “New Aruba,” to improve the weather.
8. Greenland’s first three child care centers will open, operated by Somali “entrepreneurs,” for some reason.
7. The Davos crowd starts buying condos in the planned “Igloos at Trump Fjords.“
6. At the Miss Universe pageant in nearby Reykjavik, Miss Greenland will win the swimsuit competition.
5. Red baseball hats will become more visible, featuring the message: “Gor Gronland Godt Igen” (“Make Greenland Great Again” -in Danish).
4. New “Nuuk Musk Oxen” NBA expansion franchise will probably require a domed indoor arena, experts say.
3. That incorrigible Al Gore will hold a news conference three miles north of Thule Air Force Base, claiming that by summer 2027, the ice shelf will become “a clothing -optional beach and dunes.”
2. A homeless population will persist into winter, featuring desperate refugees from extreme taxation in Denmark, California, Illinois and New York.
…and the NUMBER ONE CHANGE SOME are PREDICTING for GREENLAND is…
1. Concerned about his re-election, Greenland Prime Minister Jens-Frederic Nielsen will begin campaigning on the slogan: “Og, hvis valgt, jeg lover at holde disse forfærdelige Kathy Hochul ‘trængsel prissætning‘ vejafgifter ud af Grønland .” (“And, if elected, I promise to keep those horrible Kathy Hochul ‘congestion pricing’ tolls out of Greenland!”)
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