- Do you consider yourself a racist, and if not, when did you stop being one?
- What is your plan to end poverty in 2025?
- So, the national debt is $31 trillion. Can’t we just cancel that?
- Who amongst you is against confiscation of private firearms?
- You say we need a 350-ship Navy. Couldn’t we just convert some drydocked Staten Island ferries?
- Do you have any preferred pronouns, aside from “governor?”
- At what age should “drag queens” be part of a toddler’s education?
- We used to have a 90% marginal tax rate on higher incomes. Was that so wrong?
- Will your Cabinet look like America, or more like that exclusive, gated enclave you surely sleep in ?
…and the NUMBER ONE LIKELY QUESTION for GOP CANDIDATES if DEBATES WERE to be MODERATED by the NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL BOARD is…
- Is hate a Republican value?
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