10. A tax-chugging “Governor Dracula” Kathy Hochul.
- A tuxedoed Senator Chris Van Hollen, dressed as a mixologist “shaking” top-label margaritas for MS-13 gang members, on demand.
- Zohran Mamdani wearing a grocer’s apron as he presses on for one of the classic failures of Communism – government-owned food markets.
- With Dennis Rodman long retired, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un dresses up as LeBron James. (Accessory: a basket rim only 5 feet above the ground 6. Special father/son costume package, featuring Fidel Castro and Justin Trudeau. For extra Halloween fun, dress Justin in the green fatigues and a fake beard.
- Truly frightening “Delaware Zombie,” replete with government-paid electrodes and hair plugs.
- Merrick Garland and Jack Smith wear headphones, dressed as spies listening in on phone conversations. As they eavesdrop on Republican Senators & Congressmen, they’re not really disguises.
3. US Sen. Elizabeth Warren identifies (in costume) as “John Smith,” just to underscore the 17th century “gender fluidity” of Pocahontas.
- French President Emmanuel Macron as a short-panted school boy with a crush on his teacher.
…and the NUMBER ONE HALLOWEEN COSTUME for 2025 is…
- Senator Adam Schiff as Pinocchio.
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