10. Is that anything nutritious on your head?
9. Hair? That is so 2015.
8. As a matter of fact, I actually do keep a weapon up there.
7. I have found that my mohawk has assisted me in closing high-end sales.
6. Indeed, I have other similarities to Rasputin….
5. That message I shaved in to my skull says: “GIVE ME THIS JOB.” Impressed?
4. I just prefer housepaint to shampoo…
3. My hairdresser says this is “Friar Tuck light.”
2. Yes, others have also called me “aerodynamic.”
…and the NUMBER ONE WORKFORCE DISCUSSION POINT NOW THAT “HAIRSTYLE DISCRIMINATION” is to BE DISCOURAGED is:
1. And if you hire me, you’ll find that cell phone reception improves in the vicinity of my skull…
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