10. SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION (Food Trucks & Lemonade Stands included)
9. NATIONS and CITIES WHERE SOCIALISM HAS WORKED
(Sorry, Jeopardy! researchers could NOT identify any such jurisdiction)
- SUICIDE BOMBERS WE ADMIRE
- THE FUNNIEST PUNCH LINES of VLADIMIR LENIN
6. THE SOFT SIDE OF THE INTIFADA
- WHAT’S YOURS IS MINE. WE VOTED ON IT.
- FELONY ARRESTS ARE SO YESTERDAY
- NOTABLE NEW YORKERS WHO WILL STAY and TAKE IT
- DE-FUNDING THE POLICE WHILE KEEPING YOUR 24/7 NYPD SECURITY DETAIL
…and the NUMBER ONE “JEOPARDY!” CATEGORY if Z. MAMDANI WAS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER is…
- WHO SAID IT: FIDEL, MAO, or TIM WALZ ?
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