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TOP TEN MOMENTS DURING JOSEPH BIDEN’S JUNKET to IRELAND

10. “Great to see ya, Vladdy….   I mean Paddy.”
 
 9.  (Upon meeting British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak in Belfast…) “Hey Rishi, you mind if I wear a turban with my kilt?  Y’know, I’m runnin’ again next year.”
 
 8. “Of course not.   We would never ban Catholic priests from Walter Reed Army Medical Center during Holy Week.   No, not me.”
 
  7.  “If American men can get pregnant,  so can Irish men, for dang sure.”
 
  6.   (Hunter whispers to father…)    “Let’s blow this place.   We can’t score a single buck from these people.”
 
  5.     “So if you cut corporate taxes, companies will actually move INTO your country?”
 
  4.    “This trip cost the US taxpayer $50 million, the Irish police an extra $5.5 million and the British another $8.7 million.    But look at those photos…     and this bottle of Jameson!”
 
  3.      “From a presidential limo, ya can’t really tell what side they drive on.”
 
  2.     (Comment to Secretary of State Blinken…)    “I had no idea Ireland was a nuclear power….”    (Secretary Blinken responds…)   “Those are GRAIN silos, Mr. President.”
 
…and the NUMBER ONE  MOMENT DURING JOSEPH BIDEN’S JUNKET to IRELAND was…
   1.     “I truly feel so at home here.   No serious questions whatsoever.”

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