10. More Marxists on that stage in Houston than in any vodka party in Soshi.
9. Julian Castro : what does he know from borscht ?
8. No, your “congestion pricing” is just too communist for Moscow.
7. If Elizabeth Warren gets her new tax on wealthy, how many Americanskis will move here for the 13% flat tax?
6. When CNN quotes a CNN source, who relied on another CNN source, is not like Izvestia quoting Pravda?
5. Retire in Style: “Leisure Village – Siberia”–condos still available. Best of all, Lake Baikal region means no Cuomo-deBlasio taxes!
4. You could elect Bernie Sanders…., or just see that future on your exciting Venezuela vacation.
3. Have your case of Stoli delivered, get your own free bonus copy of the phony Steele Dossier.
2. We have secret Trump tape! (He was eating cheeseburger in St. Petersburg)….
…and the NUMBER ONE RUSSIAN POST in AMERICAN SOCIAL MEDIA THIS WEEK is….
1.If Russian man flaps arms like your “Beto,” we help him right away in Murmansk mental hospital.
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