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TOP TEN WAYS the WHITE HOUSE AVOIDS SAYING “INFLATION”

10. “This economy sure is robust, ain’t it?”

 9. “As a matter of fact, that latte IS worth $11.”

 8. “What’s a little temporary blip among millions?”

 7. “This administration does not believe in wage or price controls”

 6. “Gas prices?  Why aren’t you driving electric?”

 5.  “Let’s talk about that possible national mask mandate.”

 4.  “Prices are certainly healthy.”

 3.  “That’s just another dog whistle from supremacists.”

 2.  “Even as we speak, we’re searching the White House for some old “WIN”  (Whip Inflation Now) buttons from the 1970s.”

…and the NUMBER ONE WAY the WHITE HOUSE AVOIDS SAYING “INFLATION” is…

  1. “If a mojito costs $19 at the Hay-Adams, switch to a Bud at the 7-11.”

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