1. “Bridge Over Troubled Waters”  –   “progressive” NYC politicians gleefully scheme to increase tolls to drive into Manhattan by as much as $23 per ride, calling their horror “Congestion Pricing!”   NYC mass transit is the progressive dream alternative!


  1. “Sounds of Silence”  –   mainstream newspapers and TV news organizations totally ignore mounting evidence of a president accepting bribes from foreign interests


  1. “My Kind of Town”   – wearing white tie and tails, Gavin Newsom sings and dances his way around homeless tents, drug syringes and human waste in his beloved hometown of San Francisco


  1. “We Belong Together”   –   Kamala enthralls the Democrat National Convention with a cackling musical appeal to remain on the ticket with Joseph


  1.  “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Migrant”  –   Socialist elected officials in Queens, NY say they want more illegal migrants in their districts!


  1.   “Fool on the Hill”   –    Nancy Pelosi, Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer harmonize for a weaker military, expanding debt, higher taxes and getting re-elected


  1.  “Sittin’ by the Dock of the Bay”   –   During the 40% of Joseph Biden’s presidency when he is away on vacation, our commander-in-chief is less likely to do harm to the American nation and its people while dozing on a beach


  1.   “Abracadabra”   –    Telling the people to ignore what they actually experience, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and Secretary of the Treasury Janet Yellen claim that wild deficit spending and punishing inflation mean that “Bidenomics is working!”


  1.  “That’s What Friends are For”   –     Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg sing, groove and chortle, their lyrics explaining how they suppressed factual pre-election New York Post reporting about burgeoning Biden family scandals.


…and the NUMBER ONE POPULAR SONG to be RELEASED in 2024 is…


  1.  “I’ve Got the World on a String”   –    Thanks to a waffling, confused American president,  deranged North Korean strongman Kim Jong-un develops more and stronger nukes, as he lobs ever-more-powerful missiles into the Pacific and the Sea of Japan




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