- “You heard the President; we’re reducing the deficit and keeping gas prices low….”
- “It’s not really a tax….”
- “My bill would provide support to women and men who are pregnant…”
- “I have always enjoyed the deep love of my subjects…”
- “Fellow citizens, thank you for inviting me here. My pronouns are…”
- “What inflation?”
- “It’s only right for your tax dollars to pay off a surgeon’s student loan….”
- “The border is secure, but our town is a sanctuary…. just in case….”
- “Of course it’s your duty to buy $80,000 electric cars…. just don’t plug them in quite yet….”
1, “You’ve elected worse.”**
** I must credit the individual who gave me this phrase, decades ago. He is former Ambassador & member of Congress Fred J. Eckert, one of my first bosses.
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