- Look! Isn’t that the looter we saw on TV back in Caracas?
- I’ll trade you my sushi snack pack for your Hostess Twinkies.
- I was hoping I could score Yankees playoff tix when we got to New York.
- We can walk from the bus terminal to this cute little wine bar…
- New York City has TWO income taxes? I’m outta here.
- I am migrating here because of D. A. Alvin Bragg.
- You were in prison for armed robbery?
- I hear that “Leopoldstadt” is all the rage on Broadway.
- I took the bus only after Joe Biden’s luxury jet flights were overbooked.
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD on the BUS FROM EL PASO to MANHATTAN was…
- How come the buses BACK to Texas are filled with New York taxpayers?
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