Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10. “Everyone up here is bought and paid for….    No, I don’t have receipts.”

9. “Ethanol?   We don’t need no stinkin’ ethanol!”

8. “Looks like you personally consumed all that Biden Food Stamp spending.”

7. “If you need someone to say something, ask Kamala.   If you need someone to do something…    uh, we’re really up the creek now.”

6.  “My staff tells me to stand right here.”

5.  “Win or lose, I demand a recount.”

4.     “Why am I here?”

3.    “That’s Russian disinformation.”

2.  “A cognitive test? Me?”

…and the NUMBER ONE TALKING POINT THAT MAY NOT WORK WELL in UPCOMING DEBATES is….

1.  ” Look friends…  you’ve elected worse.”

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10.  She made it to the border!

9. Kamala’s pronouns are the same as yours.

8. Free Federal birthing midwives for all pregnant men!

7. Together, we can bail out more arsonists.

6. Without Kamala, Joseph Biden just won’t find his way.

5. For Kamala, crime is personal. As D.A. in San Francisco, she caused lots of it.                                                                               

4. There’s a “significance to the passage of time.” Vote Kamala.

3. They tell me I’m Joe Biden’s best insurance policy!

2. I love school buses, don’t you? I am your “education vice president.”

 …and the NUMBER ONE POTENTIAL TV TAG LINE for TV ADS URGING KAMALA to REMAIN on the 2024 TICKET is…

1. You have a binary choice: ME, or the folks supporting slavery in 2024.

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10. “All the President’s Men” –  An intrepid reporting duo at the Washington Post is handed scandalous information about bribery payments directly into shell corporations controlled by the President’s family….   but conclude “nothing to see here.”

9.  “Gone With the Wind”  –  Most of the Atlantic whale population beaches itself, amazingly,  near Rehoboth, Delaware to escape one President’s construction of wind farms in the ocean.

8.  “Hocus Pocus”  – A cackling and much-disliked Vice President “identifies” as a sorceress, trying to create a “spell” so innocent Americans will gullibly believe the”Green New Deal” is not a toxic, inflation-boosting porridge.

7.  “The Lives of Others”  –   A dangerous alliance of socialist legislators, all-powerful busybody regulators, deranged climate alarmists and willing allies in the media work full-time to create a dystopian future without water heaters, gas stoves, combustion-engine cars, private-sector jobs and jet travel only for “certified important people.”

6.  “Snakes on a Plane” – In this fictitious romp, writers for the “Babylon Bee” release harmless, slithering reptiles on the private jet of  “Climate Czar” John Kerry, scoring points against arrogance and hypocrisy.

 5,   “The Social Network”  – Using raw political power, a presidential campaign and then the White House and Federal appointees cajole and bully Facebook, Twitter     and other social media to censor major news stories that might reflect less than glowingly on the 46th president.

4.  “No Country for Old Men” – A president and vice president shift nearly a trillion dollars out of Medicare to pay for an expensive, doomed socialized-medicine  scheme, while their progressive allies make the large cities they run hopelessly unsafe for senior citizens to live in.

3. “NOT Lost in Translation” –   During the president’s trip to Ireland, Gaelic speakers are visibly stunned when his remarks are correctly translated as “Let’s Go   Lick the World!”

2. “On the Waterfront” –  Government ethics officials and the national press corps seem completely disinterested in how an elected Federal official can afford an     oceanfront Rehoboth mansion, a Wilmington manor estate, exotic cars and a net worth to rival any oil sheik.

….and the NUMBER ONE MOVIE REFLECTING on the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION….  FIFTEEN YEARS from TODAY is……..

   1.  “Dazed and Confused”  –  Super-villains in Red China, Russia, Iran, Cuba and North Korea can’t believe their good fortune when the successor to “Captain                       America” is not only a defense-shrinking, doddering fool, but a man willing to go easy on bad guys in exchange for cash payments.

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10. “Moo Shoo….”    That’s Hunter’s nickname for President Xi.

      9.  “Wings”   –   access for Biden “friends” to fly around on Air Force Two and then Air Force One

  8..   “Cabbage.”     Think $30 million worth in Chinese Yuan direct deposits.

  7.  “Our Russki ATM”   –  affectionate moniker for Yelena Baturina, former First Lady of Moscow

  6.  That CEFC China Energy CEO Ye Jianming does spot-on impressions of Jimmy Cagney and Donald Trump.

   5.   No, “Sinohawk” is not a Biden shell company.   That’s a pet name for Hunter’s favorite Asian escort.

   4.  “See No Evil Dave” is a current U.S. Attorney.   Scratch golfer.

    3. “Yi ngxia ng li doushou” means “influence-peddling” in Cantonese Chinese.

   2.  What a card, that Kazakhstan oligarch Kenes Rakishev!     Saw him put the Vice President’s driver in a headlock, just like that!

    …and the NUMBER ONE YET-UNREVEALED COMMENT OVERHEARD AMONG HUNTER “BUSINESS” PARTNERS and “the BIG GUY” is…

1.  Yeah, we talked about the weather.   Like, the impact of blizzards on Burisma’s oil drilling operations in the steppes of Ukraine.

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10. What’s a “House censure” among friends? 

9.    I will always pursue the Trump , I mean the truth…

      8.   “California green” means $12 gas. 

7.   More wind farms, just not near mega-donors…

      6.   We never used “trillion” before Adam went to Congress. 

5.    Endorsed by 50 former US intelligence officials 

4.   The U.S. Senate needs a new Russia hoax, California!! 

3.   No border wall, but new Amtrak lines to nowhere…. 

2.   Supported by John Fetterman, Joseph Biden, Diane Feinstein, Fang-Fang, Jussie Smollett and Harvey Weinstein. 

…and the NUMBER ONE “ADAM SCHIFF for U.S. SENATOR” TV COMMERCIAL “TRIAL BALLOON” is… 

1.    Schiff Happens !!

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10. Grainy photo reveals Joseph Biden with a 5-inch wad of Ukrainian Hrvynian currency in his fist.

9. Kamala openly admired Catherine the Great’s priceless diamond earrings, as modeled by Dr. Jill.

8. When his cash income exceeded $4 million one year, Hunter condemned Obama-Biden income tax rates​ with compound cuss’ words.

7. The Biden family has actually been grifting for seven generations.

6.  Even during a sound asleep, Hunter denounces the New York Post, with salty language and volume.

5. Crack-cocaine appears to carbonate ordinary beverages.

4.  It takes a special man to look his best wearing only a kerchief.

3.   A great-great-uncle Biden was nicknamed “That Dang Swindler” by U.S. Senator Roscoe Conkling in 1881.

2.   Hunter narrates a short, 3-minute video on “how to cheat at blackjack.”

…and the VERY LATEST REVELATION FROM the HUNTER LAPTOP is…

1.  As Indian Prime Minister Norenda Modi arrived for the White House state dinner, a man from a Delaware-based insurance agency approached him about needing “protection” for the Taj Mahal.      

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10.    “How ya doin’, Vladimir,   … I mean Volodymyr ?”

9.   ​ “That’s the BABY’s diaper you sense, sir….”​

8.   “Hey, what’s this bag of white powder near the American delegation?”

7.  “It’s dinner time, and the ‘Big Guy’s’ ASLEEP?”

6.    “Sir, please don’t compare Orban or Erdogan with ‘Cornpop.’”

5.      “VARE iss Hunter?”

4.    “​We​ Bidens can’t grift a single dang buck in Finland.”

3.    “There are 832 limos idling outside the ‘climate solutions’ session (as John Kerry’s private jet keeps circling…)”

2.    “You comin’ to the White House soon, Adolph…    I mean, Olaf ?”

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at the NATO SUMMIT in HELSINKI was…. 

1.    “No, sir, the President of Italy does NOT like having her hair sniffed.”

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10.  Three hashish pipes in the vice president’s outer office (same drawer as a copy of her “The Significance of the Passage of Time” speech)

      9.  A partially-completed application, in Alejandro Majorkas’ handwriting, seeking asylum in Venezuela

       8.  A stack of 138 glossy portraits autographed by Hunter, available for only $900 each. 

7.   A large beach cooler packed with subpoenas, speeding tickets, marijuana blunts and broken ankle surveillance monitors. 

6.    A late ‘90s-era women’s bathing suit found in the White House swimming pool filter 

5.   El Chapo’s sweaty t-shirt (DNA confirmed) located in the Briefing Room, under Jim Acosta’s seat 

4.   Pete Buttigieg spotted at 3 AM, simply refusing to leave. 

3.   An original copy of the U.S. Constitution, inexplicably ripped to shreds (The FBI may have fingerprints by 2025)

2. Self-serve iced tea dispenser in the White House Mess found to be laced with fentanyl, rushed in from our secure border

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW DISCOVERY by FEDERAL AUTHORITIES in the WHITE HOUSE COMPLEX is…

1.   Joseph Biden, wearing a robe at 10 AM, alone and sound asleep in the locked ​Situation Room.

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“Your Weekly American Top Ten list” is on hiatus this week, for the Independence Day holiday.  We’ll be back next week.

God bless America !

Thank you for your support,

• Herb Stupp, editor

10. “Sanford & Offspring”  – Fred Sanford loses time from his junkyard business as he accommodates two children who’ve transitioned to and back from multiple genders. 

9.  “FBI Most Wanted” –   Peter Strzok, Jim Comey and Lisa Page hand Secretary Clinton a sledgehammer to enable wanton destruction of hard drives, while they stage an armed raid on Larry Kudlow after 2020 surveillance footage reveals him in conversation with a smoker on Federal property.

      8. “Big Little Lies”  —   After years of bald-faced lying, Congressman Adam Schiff is lionized by fellow House Dems, praised by mainstream media, awarded a “Genius” grant, and handed the nomination for U.S. Senator from California.

     7.   “Freaks and Geeks”  —   Seeking a 2024 convention that “looks like America,” the Democrat National Committee begins appointing delegates from every possible identity group, including transgender vegan Samoan sorcerers and “Progressives for Sasquatch.”

6. “Wheel of Fortune” –   Alejandro Majorkas replaces Pat Sajak, as migrants spin the big wheel to see who gets to live in Palm Springs, and who may return to Martha’s Vineyard.   Consolation prize:  a migrant contestant gets to simply stay put in his luxury Manhattan hotel.

5. “Blue Biden Bloods” – Four generations of the Biden Crime Family meet at the dinner table each week to compare booty they’ve hauled back from foreign influence peddlers.    Legal consequences are never a consideration, not in the slightest.

4. “Seinfeld 2.0”   —   This re-boot of the once-comedic series is now a mystery-sci-fi-drama, as woke network censors prevent Jerry and his neighbors from saying anything funny that could be “triggering.”

3. “Naked and Afraid”   —   The program moves to the White House Rose Garden, where synthetically and naturally blessed exhibitionists pose with the President prior to revealing way too much for the cameras.

2.  “Mr. Bragg’s Neighborhood” —   The Manhattan District Attorney dons a welcoming, warm cardigan sweater as he comforts children in the studio, telling them  “not to worry” about the blood-curdling screams, gun shots, explosions and sounds of humans stampeding just outside the doors.

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW TELEVISION PROGRAM BEING CONSIDERED for a “WOKE” FALL SEASON is…

1. “Better Call Merrick”   —  As Congressional investigators look at stunning crimes ignored by the FBI and Justice Deparment, Joseph phones his personal legal “fixer” to make sure his political opponents are raided and indicted.

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