Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10. “WASN’T  THAT JOHN FETTERMAN JUST GREAT?”
11.  “I FEEL SAFE, DON’T YOU?”  (statement made with 130 Secret Service and 80 local police present)
12. “WHO NEEDS DIESEL FUEL, ANYWAY?”
13.    “THANK GOODNESS, MARTHA’S VINEYARD IS WHOLE AGAIN!”
14.    “KAMALA AND I ARE VISITING ALL 54 STATES THIS MONTH…”
15.     “FORGIVENESS MEANS A WAITRESS PAYING OFF THE LOANS FOR A SURGEON.”
16.    “WE’RE ALSO BATTLING ALL THAT NEWFANGLED FREE SPEECH ON TWITTER NOW.”
17.      “THAT’S CRAZY.    SUPPOSE EVERY KID ATTENDED THE

SCHOOL OF HIS PARENTS’ CHOICE?”

2.   “WELCOME TO THE U.S.A.     REMEMBER, NO VOTE IS ILLEGAL.”

…and the NUMBER ONE “RALLY LINE” from JOSEPH and KAMALA this WEEK is…

1. “ELECT ME NEXT WEEK AND YOUR CHILD WILL SWITCH GENDERS NEXT MONTH!”

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10.  “You heard the President; we’re reducing the deficit and keeping gas prices low….”
11.   “It’s not really a tax….”
12.  “My bill would provide support to women and men who are pregnant…”
13.  “I have always enjoyed the​ deep​ love of my subjects…”
14.    “​Fellow citizens, thank you for inviting me here.  ​My pronouns are…”
15.     “What inflation?”
16.     “It’s only right for you​r tax dollars to pay off a surgeon’s student loan….”
17.   “The border is secure, but our town is a sanctuary….   just in case….”
18.      “Of course it’s ​y​our duty to buy $80,000 electric cars….    ​just don’t ​plug them in quite yet….”

1, “You’ve elected worse.”**

** I must credit the individual who gave me this phrase, decades ago.  He is former Ambassador & member of Congress Fred J. Eckert, one of my first bosses.

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10. Look!  Isn’t ​that the​ looter we saw on TV back in Caracas?
11. I’ll trade you my sushi snack pack for your Hostess Twinkies.
12. I was hoping I could score ​Yankee​s playoff tix when we got to New York.
13. We can walk from the bus terminal to this cute little wine bar…
14. New York City has ​TWO income taxes?​   I’m outta here.​
15. I am migrating here because of D. A. Alvin Bragg.
16. You were in prison for armed robbery?
17.   I hear that “Leopoldstadt” is all the rage on Broadway.
18.  I took the bus only after Joe Biden’s luxury jet flights were overbooked.

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD on the BUS FROM EL PASO to MANHATTAN was…

1. How come the buses BACK to Texas are filled with New York taxpayers?

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10.  Draw a “red line in the sand” with the same paint spray can used by Obama in Syria.
11.  If a “No-Ko” missile should strike Japan, Joseph will personally boycott kim-chee.
12.  If Vladimir doesn’t exit Ukraine, we will stop importing those high-end sports cars from Russia.   
13. NBA  ​tele​casts​ in​to​ North Korea​ will be jammed.​
14. Anthony Blinken, in sleeveless muscle-shirt, will call news conference to denounce “disrespect, even if unintentional, to the new world order.”
15.  Kamala will express how proud she is to be “allied with Russia,” but then refer to Vlad as “Czar.”
16. White House Mess is poised to remove spring rolls, Stolichnaya and North Korean dog meat from menu options.
17. To mock Supreme Leader Ali Khameini, President will conduct entire White House news conference wearing a black turban.
18. In an offending nation​,​ USA will cut back tourism advertising by 10%.

…and the NUMBER ONE JOSEPH BIDEN RESPONSE if a FOREIGN ADVERSARY “CROSSES the LINE” is…

1.  Should China threaten Taiwan, Joseph will demand another $1 billion for Hunter to “invest.”

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​10.​  $2,587 for official “Chuck Schumer portrait​“​ lunch boxes for each member of the US Senate

​  9.​  $​4​67,000 to purchase luxury coaches ​from​ Willie Nelson, Garth Brooks and Billy Joel, in order to transport migrants in a non-threatening, non-judgmental mode.

​  8.  ​$43,682 ​(​added to the Medicare budget​)​, to cover a “tune up” for the President’s hair-plugs.

​  7.​ $11.2 million for multilingual tourist guidebooks for New York, Washington, D.C. and Martha’s Vineyard.

​  6.​   $900 million to hire IRS agents, whose audits will be ​focus​ed ​on​ family-run dry cleaners in municipalities with fewer than 75,000 residents 

​  5.​   $51 million for training and sidearms for th​ose​ IRS agents…..​          

4.  $4 million to hire 6 ​W​hite ​H​ouse caregivers for​ ​an ​“u​nspecified person​“​ and 2 English translators for an ​“u​nspecified person​“​ in the Vice President’s residence.

​   3.​  ​(​Requested by Transportation Secretary Buttigieg) $ 2.3 million for a ​study to determine the level of racism caused by the Interstate Highway System.  

​   2.​  $43.2 million to hire staff for the newly created office of the “Assistant Secretary of State for Plant and Animal Protection.”

…and the NUMBER ONE LESSER-KNOWN RIDERS ATTACHED to this WEEK’S RESOLUTION THAT KEEPS the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT RUNNING is…

​   1.   ​ $52 million for a new, second “Gulfstream” private jet, so that John Kerry w​ill never​ ​feel​ forced to fly  to ​”​climate​”​ meetings​ ​with staff or servants.

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