Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10.    “I have to go all the way to Warsaw for a Big Mac?  Really?”

 9.   “ Wow, this babe on “Moscow-mingle.com” is looking for a real man who’s not ashamed of his nuclear arsenal.”

 8.    “Who says that I’m polling worse than Congress?”

7. “Time for a new shirtless ride on horseback.”

 6.   “ When Stephanopoulos is on vacay, maybe I can guest host GMA…”

 5.   “ Ya’think the troops would accept payment in Bitcoin and vodka?”

 4.   “Get a hold of yourself, Vlady-boy.   Stalin never cried….”

 3.   “ Looks like we won’t be hosting the Olympics any time soon.”

 2.   “ I guess ol’ Kim Jong-un just doesn’t have any food to spare.”

…and the NUMBER ONE INNERMOST THOUGHT of VLADIMIR PUTIN is…

 1.  “ Y’know, I could rein in that Amber Heard right quick.”

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10.  Waved at ​thousands of migrants iIllegally​ crossing our southern border (​from D.C., ​by Zoom only, of course).

 9.  Gathered European Heads-of-State by Skype​,​ Once Again​,​ to repeat her prescient “We could be on the brink of war in Europe” prediction.

 8.  ​Counsel​ed​ Hunter​ on how he could score best prices for his world-class artwork.​

 7.  Gave cackling Insider’s Tour of her Naval Observatory residence to MSNBC.

 6.  Repeated such deep thoughts as:  “the Governor and I were talking about the significance of the passage of time…..”

 5.   Held news conference to blame Vladimir Putin for inflation.

 4.   Issued “VP White Paper” on how U.S. energy independence was actually a bad thing.

 3.  Condemned those who oppose trillions in new Federal welfare spending… (while personally donating only 1.6% of her $1.7 million income to charity.)

​  2.   Signed new appeal letter seeking funds to bail out more violent offenders. 

…and the NUMBER ONE “LESSON in LEADERSHIP” is:

1.   Using frantic hand signals, directed the President on his best route to exit a stage.

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10.  “You don’t work for Barack anymore.   You don’t work for Barack anymore.”

 9.  “It’s Putin’s fault, man.”

 8.   “Remember, Kamala is my Vice President, Katanji is the new Supreme Court lady.”

 7.  “Men’s room is two rights and a quick left.”

 6.   “​ Tell ’em: ​No, do I look like ‘The Big Guy?​‘​“

 5.   “Hunter? I used to enjoy skiing in the Catskills.”

 4.  “Wait, is this the Naval Observatory?”

 3. ​  “So, Vladimir is the Russian and Volodymyr is the Ukrainian? So who is Olaf?”

 2.    “No questions today…    Jen, take over.”  (That was easy! No press pushback!)​

…and the NUMBER ONE “NOTE to SELF” FOUND ATOP the OVAL OFFICE DESK in the WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEK” is:

 1.  ​ “If your family can’t cash in on your foreign friends, what’s the dang point?”

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10.  Putin is bad.  He should leave.  ​ First name:    ​Vladimir​, it says here.​

 9.  No, I’m not walkin’ that back.

 8.  My $​5.8​ trillion budget is paid for​, Jack​  (White House press corps will never ask how…)

 7.  I had pizza with our troops in Kyev… I mean…

 6.  I am passionately, morally, truly outraged (–fill in the blank)..

 5.   Our Vice President really unified NATO, didn’t she?

 4.    What laptop?

 3.   The border is secure.  Jen​, show them​ the live video from Dallas.

 2.   Fentanil?   Is that the new Cleveland team name?

…and the NUMBER ONE JOSEPH BIDEN “TAKE” from 3×5 CARDS PROVIDED by WHITE HOUSE STAFF is:

 1.   What inflation?

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