Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10.  Cannabis farm​s

 9.  Critical Race Theory DVDs for grade schoolers

 8.  Unhackable laptops for the First Family

 7.  A pipeline, but in Russia

 6. Five million flammable American flags   (made in China)

 5.  Mail-in ballots for everyone (preferably untraceable)

 4.  Private jets, sequestered near Hollywood

 3.  Wind turbines, but not within a 30-mile radius of the White House or key donors

 2.  Any elective surgery that might possibly improve self-esteem

…and the NUMBER ONE WHITE HOUSE EXAMPLE of “INFRASTRUCTURE” is…

 1. Hair plugs

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10.  “Outlander” has been slow to return to Netflix.

   9. American imperialists are not allowing millions to move back to Cuba.

    8. There are fewer US diplomats to beam radiation towards.

   7.  Most Cubans wanted the National League All-Stars to win.

   6.  Not enough cop-killing fugitives being given safe harbor in Cuba.

   5.  Embargo has prevented Cuban autos from competing with GM, Ford and Chrysler.

   4.  During COVID, Cuban protesters want more doctors sent overseas.

   3.  Che Guevara t-shirts in short supply due to run on the market by Ivy League professors.

    2.  Cubans don’t need no stinkin’ Internet. 

…and the NUMBER ONE EXPLANATION for the MASS PROTESTS in CUBA FROM the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION is:

    1.   Cubans demanding that Hunter’s “art” show comes to Havana.

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10. Any new laptop owned by Hunter, of course​.

9. All Federal contracting businesses started by​ baby​ brother J​im​ Biden​.

8.  ​Any organization or department with the words “equity,” “diversity,” or “intersectionality” in its title.​

7.  ​Sites owned by George Soros, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Mike Bloomberg and Tom Steyer.​  (They can’t afford the ransom).

6. Wilmington, Delaware’s “Hair Club for Men” franchise.

5. Personal email accounts for Jim Acosta, Katie Couric, Paul Krugman, Nikki Hannah Jones, and Joe Scarborough.

4.  ​The University of Delaware’s special repository for ​Dr. Jill’s Ed.D. thesis.

3. Congresswoman Ocasio’s therapist.

2. Al Gore’s 20,000 kilowatts-per-month mansion.

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW “NO CYBER ATTACKS, PLEASE” ZONE FROM JOSEPH BIDEN is…

1. The thermostat in Randi Weingarten’s hot tub.

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10.  Hunter laptop​s​ ​have been ​confiscated ​as “official secrets​.​”   

 9.  Kamala now also designated as “Czarina of the Northern Border and Yukon territories.”

 8. ​All necessary f​uture​ Federal​ re-education camps to be located in rural Delaware​.​

 7.  Under cover of night, Lafayette Park’s statue of Andrew Jackson to be replaced with 30-foot likeness of “Dr. Jill.”

 6.  In order to vote, really cool tattoos may be substituted for photo ID.

 5. Preventive detention for Jan. 6th protesters to be extended through 2023.

 4.  Full presidential pardon issued to Hillary Clinton.

 3.  First Monday in September henceforth known as “Entitlement Day.”

 2.  A coda to Pride Month​: Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg​ pictured​ on new $3 bill, crossing the Potomac…. (on the Metro, of course!)

…and the NUMBER ONE ANNOUNCEMENT from JOSEPH BIDEN on a SLOW NEWS HOLIDAY WEEKEND is:

 1.  Department of the Interior changes Mount Rushmore to “Four White Dudes National Recreation Area.”

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