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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               10. “OUR SHRINKING FEDERAL DEBT”

9. “SUCCESSFUL SOCIALIST STATES”                      (sorry, no answers available for this category)                                                                                                                                                   8. “FIDEL CASTRO – THE EARLY YEARS”

         7.  “HEROIC LEADERS with SPORADIC DEMENTIA”

          6. “NAME that WHITE SUPREMACIST”                                                                                                                                                                         

          5.   “BIDEN FOREIGN POLICY ACHIEVEMENTS”

          4.   “ROUSING SPEECHES to the COMMUNIST​ PARTY CONGRESS “

          3.   “YOUR INFLUENCE-PEDDLING WORLD CHAMPIONS”

          2.  “WHITE-ADJACENT PRIVILEGE”

 …and the NUMBER ONE NEW “JEOPARDY!” CATEGORY if BERNIE, AOC & SLEEPY JOSEPH BECAME PRODUCERS is…

         1.  “19th CENTURY TRANSGENDER PRESIDENTS”

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10. IF I AM ON FOREIGN SOIL, THE COUNTRY CAN’T DEFAULT, CAN IT? 

9. WHILE I AM POSING ON MOUNT FUJI, WILL KAMALA BE IN CHARGE!

8.  ​JAPAN’S PRESIDENT IS FUMIO KISHIDA.    IT’S FUN TO SAY “TANAKA,” BUT DON’T DO IT.

7.   JILLY:  ​GET​ ME AMBASSADOR WALTER MONDALE.

6. DO NOT REFER TO YOURSELF AS “THE BIG GUY.”    THERE IS NO MONEY TO BE MADE HERE.

5.  WHA’D’YA MEAN, AIR FORCE ONE STILL AIN’T CARBON NEUTRAL?

4.   DAMN!    THE JAPANESE HAVE NEVER​ EVEN​ HEARD OF SCRANTON.

3.     KIM JONG-UN ISN’T IN THE G-7?

2.    REMEMBER, OKINAWA IS JAPANESE, AND SAMOA IS AMERICAN.

…and the NUMBER ONE SCRIBBLING in the MARGINS of PRESIDENT BIDEN’S “BRIEFING BOOK” for JAPAN is:

1.   SO, MIGRANTS CAN’T ACTUALLY WADE INTO JAPAN?

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10.  “Camilla, that’s not really perfume, is it?

​ 9.    ​“The crown is mostly polyester, duct tape and rhinestones?”

8.  “No, that guy actually​ IS​ Carrot Top.”

7.      “If ol’ Charlie is such a big climate guy, what’s with the thousand vehicles?”

6.   “OK, ​I see​ Dr. Jill in the front row.    But who are the guys in the horse suit?”

5.   “Who knew that Kim Jong-un ran a great kimchee truck?”

4.     “Is that a foreign leader or just a nut riding shirtless on a horse?”

3.     “For $125 million, I coulda-got everybody lobster tail!”
   2.     “So if I pay cash to the guy with the cigar, I can stay in Buckingham Palace tonight?”

…and the NUMBER ONE REVELATION DISCOVERED by PROFESSIONAL LIP READERS at the CORONATION is…

1. “I thought London had ‘congestion pricing.'”   

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10.    Seek “observer” status for the 2024 “Party Congress” of the CCP.

9.  Wade across the Rio Grande to show solidarity with drug mules.

8. All in for new BFF Kamala —  help her to “control” the border​… ​ though it’s not really needed.

7.  In my constituent newsletter, explain why New York taxes are such a privilege to pay.

6. Denounce that awful insurrection.     No, not the one in Nashville.

5.  Hire my next Congressional campaign manager.     Arrest record preferred.

4.    Be careful to condemn deaths as “executions” only when they are prompted by white males.

3.  Remember to never separate the phrase: “MAGA Republicans.”

2.    Seek carbon-neutral ways to commute from the Bronx to Washington.  Wait… Scratch that!

…and the NUMBER ONE ITEM on CONGRESSWOMAN A.O.C.’s “TO DO” LIST, 2023-24, is…

1. Deliver a baby “identifying” as a male.    Then, name him “Fidel.”

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