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Monthly Archives: August 2022
TOP TEN COMMENTS HEARD as ILLEGAL MIGRANTS from TEXAS are DROPPED OFF in NEW YORK CITY…
10. Can I get my Joe Biden cash advance for the student loan I’m about to take out?
9. No, I was born in Kentucky. Can I still get asylum here?
8. Five hundred bucks cash and this government phone is yours….
7. Mr. Uber, take me to the Museum of Modern Art.
6. I’ve seen this bus terminal on “Law & Order.” No way I’m sticking around here.
5. The Milford Plaza Hotel? That is not up to our standards, my good man.
4. M’am, what dating site do you recommend for the Times Square area?
3. OK, I’m here. Where do I get my teeth fixed for free?
2. Occupation? Special assistant to a human smuggler.
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT HEARD as ILLEGAL MIGRANTS from TEXAS are DROPPED OFF in NEW YORK CITY is…
1. Look, buddy… I’m a New York taxpayer. Could I pul-eez ride back to Texas on your bus?
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TOP TEN NEW TV and CABLE SHOWS UNDER CONSIDERATION for the FALL SEASON…
10. An all-new “Reliable Sources,” but hosted by (Brian Stelter idol) Michael Avenatti via Zoom from prison…
9. “Dirtiest Jobs — Woke Edition” — Premiere Show: Bobbing around the Bering Sea, a boat with all-transgender deckhand staff searches for king crabs
8. “Progressive Blind Date” — Joy Reid, Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar see if they can get their blind dates to avoid committing suicide before dessert….
7. “CSI Mar-a-Lago” — Federal authorities risk their lives to prevent a world-wide catastrophe, caused by putative violations of the Presidential Records Act….
6. “All in the Family” — no talent, no experience slackers leverage the family “Big Guy’s” government influence to score millions in government contracts and foreign “investments”
5. “Bonanza” – A widower and his three grown sons tap into the Federal “Build Back Better” largesse to purchase the dormant Solyndra corporation for only $2 billion
4. Million Dollar Movie: “Red Dawn” – see live coverage of hordes of Communist fighters from Cuba, Nicaragua, Venezuela and Mexico, traversing the Rio Grande by jet ski.
3. “What We Do in the Shadows” – sticking a multi-trillion dollar bill to taxpayers, an American president and Congress pass a wildly inflationary “Inflation Reduction Bill” that few people can explain….
2. “Bay Watch” – No longer saving ocean swimmers, Supervising Lifeguard Gavin Newsom is shocked to learn his upscale beach has become a narcotics market, open-air toilet and a graveyard for stolen cars….
…and the NUMBER ONE NEW TV or CABLE SHOW UNDER CONSIDERATION for the FALL SEASON is….
- “Castle” – after campaigning as a “man of the people,” a president builds an impenetrable wall around his beachfront mansion, handing the taxpayers the entire $1 million bill.
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TOP TEN LATEST WORD REVISIONS in YOUR NEW “WOKE” DICTIONARY…
10. “WOMAN” – no longer has definition; preferred usage: “identifies as a woman” ; archaic: biologists over 75 may point to secondary and primary sex characteristics to label what they might call “a woman.”
9. “PRIDE” – formerly one of the deadly sins; Today: mandatory virtue of endorsing “approved” groups
8. “MALE” – a person who identifies as a male (pregnant or not); those who hold doors open for women and have used the term “fairer sex” must now be considered TOXIC MALES
7. “CARCERAL STATE” – the mere existence of a prison or detention facility, pretty much anywhere
6. “ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE” – providing a “right” for every low income person to enjoy acres of green space and forests
5. “SHOPPING” – looting
4. “PROTEST” – activity includes arson, assaulting police officers, destroying family businesses… but can present professionally printed posters during TV coverage.
3. “WORK” – receiving a check or cash; in extreme cases, may include showing up to voluntarily assist an actual employer
2. “TERRORIST” – might be Iranian-supported opponents of same-sex marriage, but more popularly used to define parents who brazenly speak out at US school board meetings
…and the NUMBER ONE LATEST WORD REVISION in YOUR NEW “WOKE” DICTIONARY is:
1. ‘INMATE’ – archaic: someone housed in a correctional institution; now please use “incarcerated person” **; secondary usage: non-radical student attending nearly any American university
** This week, NY Governor Kathy Hochul signed legislation to remove the word “inmate” from all state communications, replacing it with “incarcerated person.”
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TOP TEN RE-ELECTION SLOGANS for GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL…
10. WITH YOUR HELP, WE CAN BE #1 IN STATE TAX RATES AGAIN…
9. TAX DOLLARS FOR ABORTION FLIGHTS….BUT STOP THOSE MIGRANT BUSES…
8. IF MY HUSBAND CAN’T SCORE SOME EXTRA CASH WITH MY INFLUENCE, WHAT ARE FAMILIES FOR?
7. GIVE ME YOUR POOR, TEMPEST-TOSSED… ‘CAUSE WE HAVE A USED TENT FOR THEM ON 34th STREET
6. THINK OF ME AS ANDREW CUOMO IN A SKIRT WITH A TIARA…
5. HAH! YOU THINK THE “BUFFALO BILLIONS” WAS A HUGE SWINDLE? WAIT FOR THE NEW BILLS STADIUM !
4. ACCORDING TO KERRY AND GORE, WE’LL HAVE THE SAME WEATHER AS FLORIDA SOON
3. CASHLESS BAIL IS JUST MY WAY OF CARING…
2. IF TAXES ARE YOUR ISSUE, NEW YORK IS NOT YOUR STATE ** (** Gov. Philip Murphy of NJ actually said this about his state
while running for re-election IN 2021…)
… and the NUMBER ONE RE-ELECTION SLOGAN FOR GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL is…
1. ACTUALLY, YOU CAN FOOL MOST OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME…
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