Your Weekly American Top Ten List

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10.   SPEAKER SEES NO INCONSISTENCY IN ​ JAILING ​BANNON​, BUT NOT HOLDER, ​FOR “CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS”  -San Francisco Intelligencer

 9.   KAMALA HARRIS EMERGES AS BIDEN’S BEST INSURANCE AGAINST IMPEACHMENT -Buffalo Panda-Express

 8.  CONGRESSMAN SCHIFF SEES “COLLUSION”​AGAIN; GINNY THOMAS IS NEW TARGET – Plattsburgh Democrat-Chronicle

 7.   JOSEPH BIDEN REDEFINES “RECESSION” AS “WHEN YOUR PRESIDENT LOSES HIS JOB” – Wilmington Fleecer

 6.  TO PUNISH U.S. FOR PELOSI VISIT TO TAIWAN, C.C.P. WILL DONATE TO KAMALA’S “BAIL FUND” FOR VIOLENT RIOTERS – Honolulu Glacier

 5.   KIM JONG-UN WADES ACROSS THE RIO GRANDE, JUST TO PROVE HE CAN – Eagle Pass Reporter

 4.  SENATOR SCHUMER OVERHEARD IN BODEGA, COMPLAINING OF “BIDENFLATION” – South Bronx Home News

 3. ​  CONGRESSMEN THOMPSON, CHENEY NEVER EXPLAIN HOW AN INSURRECTION OR COUP COULD SUCCEED WITHOUT WEAPONS – Tupelo Star-Ledger

 2. TREASURY SECRETARY SUGGESTS THAT RAISING TAXES DURING A RECESSION COULD SUCCEED  – – EVEN IF FOR THE FIRST TIME – Chattanooga Mirror

…and the NUMBER ONE HEADLINE WE WON’T BE READING in the MAINSTREAM NEWS THIS WEEK is…

1. CHRIS CUOMO’S NEW ANNUAL SALARY AMOUNTS TO $41,000 PER VIEWER – Milwaukee Register

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10.  TOXIC / MALE / WHAT’RE YOU LOOKIN’ AT?

 9.   DUH / WHA? / HUM?

 8.  FRILLY / GIRLY / ​ MAY I​ HOLD THE DOOR FOR ​YOU​?

 7.  CEO / BOSS/ YES, IT’S NUTTY, BUT WE MUST BE IN COMPLIANCE

 6.   HAS A BUILDING NAMED FOR HIM/ HER ON CAMPUS

 5.  “CIS” / STRAIGHT/ I GUESSED RIGHT

 4.   HUNTER / PROTECTOR / CARRYING​ CONCEALED​

 3.  ROVER, CAPTAIN, DON’T TOUCH THAT

 2.  PREGNANT PERSON, PREGNANT PERSON, RALPH IS DUE SOON

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW SUSBSTITUTE for the “PREFERRED PRONOUNS at “WOKE” CORPORATIONS and UNIVERSITIES is….

1.  K​EMOSABE, TONTO, SILVERHEELS

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10.  In a playful moment, she was spotted tossing Joe’s “nuclear football” around with Tony (Blinken) and Susie (Rice)…

 9.  Kam can now speak extemporaneously on her favorite topic, “the significance of the passage of time.”

 8.  Turnover on her VP staff has slowed down to 50% this week.

 7.   Kamala has properly identified Mom & Pop gas station owners (plus Putin, naturally) as the true sources of crushing Bidenflation.

 6.  In solidarity with elected Rhode Island Democrats, her press office is developing a new “twerking” video.

 5.  The best way to drive Vladimir, Xi, the Mullahs and Kim Jong-un truly bat-crazy?    Kamala’s scary cackling laugh!

 4,  Border security?   Another problem solved!

 3.   Knows that every problem can be solved with more Federal spending and taxes.

 2.   Don’t call them illegal migrants…   they’re just new voters.

…and the NUMBER ONE SIGN that KAMALA is READY for her PROMOTION to the “BIG JOB” is…

 1.   Wait! if Kamala is a” birthing person” now, is she still the first woman vice president?

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10.   “Olaf, it’s your turn to lead him around today.”

 9.  “Emanuel, can we buy some of your nuke power?”

 8. “Don’t tell anyone, but I could go for some mean tweets right about now.”

 7. “What is your preferred pronoun, Boris?”

 6.  “No, not smart.   Then we’d get Kamala!”

 5.  “The way he’s yelling about the Supreme Court… he really thinks he’s on Rehoboth Beach.”

 4.     “Joe, three of us crossed your southern border yesterday….    just to prove we could!”

 3.    “Vladimir is pounding on the front door.   What do I tell him?”

 2.     “Trudeau really modeled his gun ban on North Korea’s ?

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at the G-7 MEETINGS in the GERMAN ALPS THIS WEEK was…

1. “In Tokyo, we call it ‘Bidenflation.'”

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