Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10.   “Say It.   Say it, NOW Joe… I am not a socialist!”   (Say it every 3 minutes, your turn or not…)

 9.  “We could have saved every life if you just did your job!”  Biden:  “What’s the job, again?”

 8.  “His name is CHRIS Wallace, not George Wallace.”

 7.  “My son Hunter isn’t the one running for mayor….   I mean president.”

 6.  “Joe, your zipper’s open!   Just kiddin’… gotta keep you loose, fella.”

 5.  Tell them: “You can keep your doctor!”

 4.  “We’ll get those monies by taxing the billionaire class, except for Bloomberg, Steyer, Soros and Bezos.”

 3.  “It’s great to be here in OHIO.   That’s OHIO, Joe.”

 2.    “Barack Obama was articulate and CLEAN, Joe…   not MEAN, sir.” 

…and the NUMBER ONE DEBATE TIP PIPED in to JOSEPH BIDEN’S HIDDEN EAR PIECE this TUESDAY is:

 1.  “And when I am president, every illegal will get free health care and we’ll ship planeloads of cash to the terrorists in Iran.”

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Can you guess which six are actual college courses, and which four have been invented by your editor? Read on….

​10.​ “Gender in Gaming  “

​ 9.  ​“Eco/Queer/ Feminist Art Practices”

​ 8. ​  “Unsettling Whiteness”

​ 7.​  “Mike Pence and Joseph Goebbels:  The Eery Parallels”​ (Condensed Graduate Seminar)​

​ 6.​  “Kamala Harris:  a Joan of Arc for Our Times”

​ 5. ​ “Latinx Sexual Dissidence and Guerilla Translation”

​ 4.​ “Queering Childhood”

​ 3.  ​“Humanity or Nah?  Blackness, Gender, Resistance, and Memory in Monuments, Maps and Archives”

​ 2.  ​”Homophobia and Capitalism:  The Road to Exploitation and Genocide”

…and the NUMBER ONE “MOST WOKE” COURSE BEING OFFERED at UNIVERSITIES this SEMESTER is:

 1.  “A Survey of NAMBLA and its Iconoclastic Roots Over the Millenia”​

The real courses are: # 10, 9, 8, 5, 4 and 3 are ACTUAL COURSES. The fake courses are # 7,6, 2 and 1. Here are the references to the actual courses:

10. University of Illinois (ENGL 277)

9. University of Michigan (WOMENSTD 434)

8. Northwestern University (AFAMST 339)

5. Davidson College (LAS 394)

4. Pomona College (GWS 142)

3. Brown University (GNSS 1061)

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10. Mr. Trump, if re-elected, how rapidly will you move this nation toward pure fascism?

 9. Mr. Biden, what powers of persuasion did you deploy to turn Senator Harris into such a starry-eyed enthusiast of yours?

 8. Mr. President, would a million COVID deaths be acceptable to you? 

7. Joe, based on the experience he’s gained in Ukraine and China, do you agree that Hunter has the “creds” to be our Secretary of State? 

6. Sir, haven’t your comments from the White House podium stoked the righteous passions of all those peaceful protesters? 

5. Mr. Vice President, why is it so important for you to condemn Antifa or BLM rioters?   Nobody’s ever asked you to denounce Hitler or Charles Manson, have they? 

4.  Mr. Trump, why is your opponent wrong for merely opposing racism and demanding safety for all Americans? 

3. The policy of the Democratic platform and elected leaders across the nation is to allow abortion right up to the moment of birth.  Joe, you’re a good Catholic, aren’t you? 

2. Mr. President, your mother emigrated from Scotland.    How can you hate immigrants? 

…and the NUMBER ONE QUESTION THAT CAN DEMONSTRATE “MODERATOR FAIRNESS” in the UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES is…

1.  Joe…   Joe…  (Hey, will someone wake this guy up??)   I’m only trying to ask you a leading, softball question.

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10. Joe, if I may be so bold, many observers believe that Mr. Trump won’t leave the White House voluntarily.   What are your thoughts?

9. Mr. Vice President, your hair plugs seem well-tuned up for this election campaign.   Would you agree that such a vital medical procedure should be covered by Medicare?

8.  Boxers or briefs?   Please don’t let our minds run wild.

7. Once you are elected, what should we call your Delaware mansion’s basement?   The Eastern White House?  The Subterranean Shrine of the Oracle?

6. Isn’t it true that you did take that cognitive ability test, and now you are officially “Mensa-light?”

  5. Sir, when you and Senator Harris gaze into each other’s eyes, do you attain a sense of mind-melding?

4. Could you repeat that for the camera, Joseph?  You really are against rioting, killing and even looting, correct?

3. Was it your strong Catholic faith that enabled you to forgive Kamala for her campaign attacks ?

2. For which country would Hunter be the ideal ambassador: China or Ukraine?

…and the NUMBER ONE HARD-HITTING QUESTION JOSEPH BIDEN MAY be ASKED THIS WEEK by REPORTERS is:

1. Is there any world issue for which you don’t have a detailed plan, sir?

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