Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10. What’s a “House censure” among friends? 

9.    I will always pursue the Trump , I mean the truth…

      8.   “California green” means $12 gas. 

7.   More wind farms, just not near mega-donors…

      6.   We never used “trillion” before Adam went to Congress. 

5.    Endorsed by 50 former US intelligence officials 

4.   The U.S. Senate needs a new Russia hoax, California!! 

3.   No border wall, but new Amtrak lines to nowhere…. 

2.   Supported by John Fetterman, Joseph Biden, Diane Feinstein, Fang-Fang, Jussie Smollett and Harvey Weinstein. 

…and the NUMBER ONE “ADAM SCHIFF for U.S. SENATOR” TV COMMERCIAL “TRIAL BALLOON” is… 

1.    Schiff Happens !!

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10. Grainy photo reveals Joseph Biden with a 5-inch wad of Ukrainian Hrvynian currency in his fist.

9. Kamala openly admired Catherine the Great’s priceless diamond earrings, as modeled by Dr. Jill.

8. When his cash income exceeded $4 million one year, Hunter condemned Obama-Biden income tax rates​ with compound cuss’ words.

7. The Biden family has actually been grifting for seven generations.

6.  Even during a sound asleep, Hunter denounces the New York Post, with salty language and volume.

5. Crack-cocaine appears to carbonate ordinary beverages.

4.  It takes a special man to look his best wearing only a kerchief.

3.   A great-great-uncle Biden was nicknamed “That Dang Swindler” by U.S. Senator Roscoe Conkling in 1881.

2.   Hunter narrates a short, 3-minute video on “how to cheat at blackjack.”

…and the VERY LATEST REVELATION FROM the HUNTER LAPTOP is…

1.  As Indian Prime Minister Norenda Modi arrived for the White House state dinner, a man from a Delaware-based insurance agency approached him about needing “protection” for the Taj Mahal.      

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10.    “How ya doin’, Vladimir,   … I mean Volodymyr ?”

9.   ​ “That’s the BABY’s diaper you sense, sir….”​

8.   “Hey, what’s this bag of white powder near the American delegation?”

7.  “It’s dinner time, and the ‘Big Guy’s’ ASLEEP?”

6.    “Sir, please don’t compare Orban or Erdogan with ‘Cornpop.’”

5.      “VARE iss Hunter?”

4.    “​We​ Bidens can’t grift a single dang buck in Finland.”

3.    “There are 832 limos idling outside the ‘climate solutions’ session (as John Kerry’s private jet keeps circling…)”

2.    “You comin’ to the White House soon, Adolph…    I mean, Olaf ?”

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at the NATO SUMMIT in HELSINKI was…. 

1.    “No, sir, the President of Italy does NOT like having her hair sniffed.”

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10.  Three hashish pipes in the vice president’s outer office (same drawer as a copy of her “The Significance of the Passage of Time” speech)

      9.  A partially-completed application, in Alejandro Majorkas’ handwriting, seeking asylum in Venezuela

       8.  A stack of 138 glossy portraits autographed by Hunter, available for only $900 each. 

7.   A large beach cooler packed with subpoenas, speeding tickets, marijuana blunts and broken ankle surveillance monitors. 

6.    A late ‘90s-era women’s bathing suit found in the White House swimming pool filter 

5.   El Chapo’s sweaty t-shirt (DNA confirmed) located in the Briefing Room, under Jim Acosta’s seat 

4.   Pete Buttigieg spotted at 3 AM, simply refusing to leave. 

3.   An original copy of the U.S. Constitution, inexplicably ripped to shreds (The FBI may have fingerprints by 2025)

2. Self-serve iced tea dispenser in the White House Mess found to be laced with fentanyl, rushed in from our secure border

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW DISCOVERY by FEDERAL AUTHORITIES in the WHITE HOUSE COMPLEX is…

1.   Joseph Biden, wearing a robe at 10 AM, alone and sound asleep in the locked ​Situation Room.

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