Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10.   These days, a Congressman won’t even meet with you for a mere $150,000.

  9.   Just in the last year, the number of genders has increased by 3,087%.

  8.      Commercial airline pilot threatens “not landing as planned” over the intercom, unless additional payments are made (following pretzel distribution).

  7.     Your hotel mini-bar offers “expired chocolate bars” at much-appreciated $20 discount.

  6.   Joseph Biden has actually convinced one voter in Elizabeth, New Jersey that his $5 trillion welfare boondoggle is “actually paid for.”

  5.    Price break:   at the supermarket, you are enticed by sale:  “Special This Week:  Five Pounds of Potatoes, Only One Wheelbarrow of US currency.”

 4.   In Beverly Hills, pedestrians espy a disheveled Lady Gaga holding sign:  “Will Sing my Lungs Out for Less-Than-Fresh Caviar.”

 3.    Perusing your local church thrift shop, you ponder “Discount for Payments in Gold Bullion.”

 2.    Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen appears in wig and sunglasses for her own news conference.

…and the NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT INFLATION MAY BE HEADING OUT of CONTROL is:

1.   At the gas station, you simply hand over your vehicle as payment.

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10. ​ “Don’t worry, Joe… th​is​ Red Bull is on me….”     – PM Justin Trudeau

 9.  “Our friend​ President​ Xi would have been here, but he is cutting ribbons on seven new coal power plants today.”

 8.   “San Marino makes a motion, with Liechtenstein seconding: “Resolved, that the USA must end all fossil fuel usage this year.”

 7. “​Joe​, if I knew you’d have a motorcade of 87 cars, I would’ve left mine at home in London.”    – PM Boris Johnson

 6.   “Sir, if Congress came into session only once a year, could that solve our methane problem?”

 5.    “Vladimir could be a little late.   He’s in a submarine​,​ watching the final bolts go into the Gazprom Baltic Pipeline.”

 4.    “You mean you’re not scared of Kim jong-Un or ISIS…    only Greta Thunberg?”

 3.    “Nah, I’ll just bum a ride home on John Kerry’s private jet.”

 2.    “How come that Macron feller still seems mad at me?”

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at the GLASGOW “CLIMATE CHANGE” CONFERENCE is:

 1.    “Zzzzz.”

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