Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10.  That meeting with Senator Majority Leader Andrea Cousins: don’t bring up ANY kind of poker

 9.  Taxes?    Where on earth would rich New Yorkers move to?

 8.  Check with Counsel: Is it OK to have a business meeting with female staffers in the mansion pool?

7.  Do not drive my 10-miles-per-gallon GTO muscle car to “Earth Week” ceremonies.  Leave GTO in mansion garage, pellegrino.

 6.  “It’s still Trump’s fault.”   “But it’s Bill DeBlasio’s fault, too.”

 5.  My promise of $15,000 for each migrant…    Check with staff:  what if Canadians start coming over for it?

 4.  Remember:  bring baked goods for that nursing home visit.  They’ll love me!

 3.   Put the “nipple ring” controversy to rest:   wear a jacket, guy.

 2.  Be sure security detail is beefed up for my “More Gun Control” outdoor news conference.

…and the NUMBER ONE ANDREW CUOMO “MEMO to SELF” THIS WEEK is:

 1.  Arrange nice photo op with female legislators.  Convey charming best “non-predator” smile.

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10.  “Expand the court”   New Meaning: More politicians from one party on the taxpayers’ payroll,  now resplendent in black robes

  9.  “Peaceful protests” –  New Meaning:   deaths, injuries, rampant arson and looting

  8. “Equity”      New Meaning:  Judging people by race, ethnicity or sex (best option: “all of the above”)

  7. “Infrastructure ”    New Meaning:  Free health care for illegals, subsidized tuition for the wealthy

  6.  “Green New Deal”   New Meaning:  More Solyndras, but on steroids

  5.  “White Supremacy”      New Meaning:  Support for the family and western civilization

  4. “Climate Justice”    New Meaning: Wait for your new fuel, utility, and transportation bills

  3.  “Paying Their Fair Share”   New Meaning:  This means you

  2.  “Gender”     New Meaning:  A fluid concept of self-identification

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW “WOKE” 2021 GLOSSARY DEFINITION is:

  1.  “Police Brutality”    New Meaning:   Simply wearing a blue uniform

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10.   Henceforth, all really scary looking guns are banned.

 9.  National gun ​“​buy back​“​ will offer free​ hot dog ​at​ the All Star game in Denver,​ in exchange for your home defense revolver.​

 8. For his past gun felonies, Hunter is pardoned forthwith.

 7.  Free health care is nice, but: AR-15s confiscated from law abiding owners will be issued to​ illegal migrants as part of their “Welcome to America” package.​

 6.  Firing shotguns from back porches in Delaware will ​be permitted while the President is in- state​.

 5.  A Federal “gun free zone” will exist within a 3-mile radius of Dr. Jill, Nancy and Chuck​, at all times​.  ​Naturally, newly enlarged ​Secret Service​ details​ will be issued automatic weapons within these zones.

​ 4. ​(In recognition of their longtime suffering…)  Lifetime Federal concealed carry pistol permits are hereby allotted to Hillary R. Clinton, R. Hunter Biden, Eric Holder, Adam Schiff, and Anthony Weiner.

 3. In the event of home invasion, operators will be available for “chat” on the White House website, 24/7.

 2.  All references to “the Second Amendment” will be blocked on Twitter, Facebook and YouTube, as requested by the President of his friends.

…and the NUMBER ONE LESSER KNOWN BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER REGARDING FIREARMS is:

1.  Federal tax credits will be available to homeowners installing metal detectors at their front doors.

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10. On election day, the weather is rather cloudy.

9. Elderly volunteer in my polling place did not properly refer to me as “they.”

8. I wanted to “same-day register,” but the police kept chasing me all the way from that bank.

7. Major League Baseball is played somewhere in the state.

6. Board of Elections guy wants me to divulge my address.  Can you imagine?

5. Look, there’s a police officer outside the polling place.

4. It says right here that early voting can only take place in the same year as the election.

3. No portrait-size photos of President Harris on display in or near the voting machines.

2. Fox News truck sighted within 1/2 mile of voting site.

…and the NUMBER ONE WAY THAT STACEY and JOE CAN SPOT “VOTER SUPPRESSION” IS:

1. You live in a state where Coca Cola is available, and Delta flies there.

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