Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10. Tons of cars keep entering Columbus Circle…. but very few seem to exit….

 9. “News” anchors at CNN and MSNBC wear sunglasses all the time now.

 8.  Mayor DeBlasio delivers his “State of the City” message three hours late, and begins with a huge grin and a hearty “Wow, man.”

 7.   95% of summer outdoor movie screenings to feature “Cheech and Chong” films.

 6. Now, 73% of New Yorkers actually “look forward to chatting with telemarketers.”

 5.   At LaGuardia and Kennedy Airports, hundreds of planes are taxiing around, but not many are taking off….

 4. At his weekly Sunday news conference, US Senator Schumer uses the word “toke” eleven times and just can’t stop giggling.

 3. Fully 21% of Hudson River commuter ferries wind up docking in Bermuda.

 2. Most common response from 311 operators is :  “Like , what?”

…and the NUMBER ONE WAY we can TELL THAT GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO has SIGNED the BILL to LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA is:

1. The Governor keeps referring to “our beautiful new Andrew M. Cuomo Bridge.”

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YOUR WEEKLY AMERICAN TOP TEN LIST wishes all of our faithful subscribers and readers the very best for 2019, with health, opportunity and blessings for each of you…. and success, strengthened sovereignty and expanding freedoms for our beloved nation. -HWS

10.   New Socialist Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez:    Promise to learn a few simple “Supply and Demand” lessons…

9. Bill and Hill:  Resolve to avoid further embarrassment by bailing out on their  “Underwhelming World Tour”

8. Brian Stelter and Chris Cuomo:  Figure out how to make CNN Fake News more believable

7.  Jeff Flake and Bob Corker —  Flashy Grand Openings for their “Subway” franchises in Tombstone, Arizona and Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.

6. James Comey:  Plead for a pardon from the President

5. MSNBC:    Get more than 5 people to watch them…

4. Kim Jong-un:   Start discarding nukes, get Dennis Rodman as U.S. Ambassador

3.  President Trump: Replace Twitter feed with some nice, low-tech radio “Fireside Chats”….

2.   Vladimir Putin:   Manipulate elections in Venezuela, Cuba and Nicaragua — IF they hold them!

…and the NUMBER ONE RESOLUTION for 2019 is….

1.    Those 30 potential Democrat candidates running for President:   Ensure that audience always exceeds the number of candidates on stage…

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10.   For “Hill and Bill”: A full house of live paying customers for just one of their “road tour” speaking engagements. (But just one.)

9. For Steve Bannon: A makeover from those “Queer Eye” fellows. 

8. For Les Moonves, Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein: A no-females, cross-country road trip in one compact car.

7. For Vladimir Putin: Someone actually willing to “collude” with him.

6. For American women: A “Women’s March” that actually represents them and kicks out the anti-semites, Communists, over-medicated celebrities and Islamic extremists.

5. For CNN’s Jim Acosta: A bull horn, for his farewell White House news conference.

4. For Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: a copy of Henry Hazlitt’s “Economics in One Lesson.”

3. For Joe Biden: a credible Hawaiian document “proving” his “1956” birthplace.

2. For former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer: Black gloves, to match those socks.

…and the NUMBER ONE CHRISTMAS GIFT for 2018 is:

1.For Kim Jong-un: An even trade of eight nuclear warheads in exchange for a PAC – 10 college basketball team for Pyong Yang.

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– On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

         –A tax cut for you and for me..

– On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

         – Two Matt Lauers leer- ing .

-On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

       –  a Three percent growth rate.

– On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

       –  Four Cuomos preaching.

– On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

       – Fi-i-i-ve  Gor – such – es.

– On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        –  Six Harvey gropings

– On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        –  Seven Russian raidings.

– On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

         – Eight Biden shotguns.

– On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

          –    Nine fake newspapers.

–  On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

          –  Ten Clinton scandals.

–  On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

           –  Eleven tweeted insults.

–  On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

            – Twelve crypto-Commies.

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– On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

       –  A tax cut for you and for me.

– On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

         – Two Matt Lauers leer- ing .

-On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

       –  a Three percent growth rate.

– On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

       –  Four Cuomos preaching.

– On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

       – Fi-i-i-ve  Gor – such – es.

– On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        –  Six Harvey gropings

– On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        –  Seven Russian raidings.

– On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

         – Eight Biden shotguns.

– On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

          –    Nine fake newspapers.

–  On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

          –  Ten Clinton scandals.

–  On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

           –  Eleven tweeted insults.

–  On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

            – Twelve crypto-Commies.

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10.   Do I pronounce that “Abe,” as in Lincoln?  

​                  – Mauricio Macri, President of Argentina​

 9.  What’re you lookin’ at?   

                                –​South Korean president Moon Jae-in, showing off his NY accent for our president

 8.  Where can I get a suit like that, Angela?​   

                          — South African president Cyril Ramaphosa​

 7.  ​ I just really like saying Joko Widodo  (the Indonesian President).        

                            –  Theresa May​, British PM

 6.   Shinzo, Giuseppe.   Giuseppe, Shinzo.     

                       – EU President Junckers making introductions

 5.   You have the weirdest French accent, Emmanuel.   

               – Justin Trudeau, Canadian PM

 4.  Now, Narenda, you just let the Indian media say whatever they want about you?

                           – Turkish President Recep Erdogan

 3.    So Don, just how do I get to 3% growth? 

                          – Xi Jinpeng, Chinese Premier

 2.     Hey, do you work here? 

                        – just inaugurated Mexican President Andres Obrador

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at the G-20 SUMMIT in BUENOS AIRES was…

 1.   Wow, ​Crown ​Prince.   You didn’t even have to use poison!   

                                     -Vladimir Putin, President Russian Federation

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10.   Do I pronounce that “Abe,” as in Lincoln?  

​                  – Mauricio Macri, President of Argentina​

 9.   What’re you lookin’ at?   –​South Korean president Moon Jae-in, showing off his NY accent for our president

 8.   Where can I get a suit like that, Angela?​    — South African president Cyril Ramaphosa​

 7.   ​ I just really like saying Joko Widodo  (Indonesian President).                 –  Theresa May​, British PM

 6.   Shinzo, Giuseppe.   Giuseppe, Shinzo.     – EU President Junckers

 5.   You have the weirdest French accent, Emmanuel.    – Justin Trudeau, Canadian PM

  4.   Now, Narenda, you just let the Indian media say anything they want about you? 

                           – Turkish President Recep Erdogan

  3.   So Don,  just how do I get to 3% growth?                – Xi Jinpeng

 2.   Hey, do you work here?                – just inaugurated Mexican President Andres Obrador

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at the G-20 SUMMIT in BUENOS AIRES was…

 1.  Wow, ​Crown ​Prince.   You didn’t even have to use poison!              -Vladimir Putin

“Your Weekly American Top Ten list is intended as humorous commentary, and is not a source of real news.    To subscribe for free to the “Top Ten,” please visit  www.gipperten.com  .   Then, complete the “subscribe” boxes and submit.   While on the site, you can catch up on previous “Top Tens” by scrolling back through 2016, 2017 and 2018 entries.    To communicate with the editor, please email:  [email protected] .    Enjoy !