10. New Socialist Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez: Promise to learn a few simple “Supply and Demand” lessons…
9. Bill and Hill: Resolve to avoid further embarrassment by bailing out on their “Underwhelming World Tour”
8. Brian Stelter and Chris Cuomo: Figure out how to make CNN Fake News more believable
7. Jeff Flake and Bob Corker — Flashy Grand Openings for their “Subway” franchises in Tombstone, Arizona and Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.
6. James Comey: Plead for a pardon from the President
5. MSNBC: Get more than 5 people to watch them…
4. Kim Jong-un: Start discarding nukes, get Dennis Rodman as U.S. Ambassador
3. President Trump: Replace Twitter feed with some nice, low-tech radio “Fireside Chats”….
2. Vladimir Putin: Manipulate elections in Venezuela, Cuba and Nicaragua — IF they hold them!
…and the NUMBER ONE RESOLUTION for 2019 is….
1. Those 30 potential Democrat candidates running for President: Ensure that audience always exceeds the number of candidates on stage…
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