Your Weekly American Top Ten List

SEVEN OF THE COURSES BELOW ARE ACTUALLY BEING TAUGHT AT THE UNIVERSITIES/ COLLEGES LISTED.   THE OTHER THREE COURSES WERE MADE UP BY YOUR EDITOR.    TO SEE IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY  WHICH COURSES ARE REAL, SEE THE P.S. AT THE END OF THE TOP TEN LIST.

Thanks to YOUNG AMERICA’S FOUNDATION for their annual survey of crazy college courses, which provided the real courses below, and hundreds of others.

10. Music and Socialism  – Brown University

9. Settler Colonialism Across Our Solar                       

             System    –     University of Alaska at Fairbanks

8. The Queer Bible     – Swarthmore College

7. Howard Zinn, Kamala Harris & Franz Fanon:  Synthesis for a Humane Future     – Sarah Lawrence College

6. Feminism Without Women   -Yale University

5.  Woke Nature:  Towards an Anthropology of Non-Human Beings   – Carleton College

4. Street Dance Activism:  Co-choreographic Praxis as Activism     – Harvard University

3.  Anthropology 101:   Cannibalism, Shamanism and Alterity       -Pomona College

2.  The Historiography and Intersectionality of Me-Too, Imperialism and Predatory Capitalism     –  Community College of the Ozarks

…and the NUMBER ONE NUTTY COURSE on COLLEGE CAMPUSES THIS AUTUMN, 2024, is:

1.  Critical Fat Studies     – Northwestern University

PS:  Numbers 2, 7 and 9 were created out of whole cloth by your editor.   Fakes.    The other seven college courses are really being offered and “taught” on America’s campuses.

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In her infamous interview, Oprah Winfrey’s opening question for VP Harris was “Can you feel the joy rising for you in here?”In that vein, here are the top pre-approved questions for any Harris-Walz interview:

10.   We know that President Biden’s favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate chip.    What’s yours??

9.  Will you pledge to fight inflation on Day One?

8.  Governor, how do you deal with mean people who don’t even want Tampons in Minnesota’s high schools?

7. Who is the most evil, Trump, Manson or Vance?

6.   Which would you want to make over first, the Oval Office or Air Force One?

5.  Tim, as a gun owner, do you see yourself more in the mold of Clint Eastwood or Charlton Heston?

4.  Is my massage getting that knot out of your neck, Ma’am?

3.  Do you think misogyny remains a potent factor in American elections?

2.  Kamala, if elected, which designer do you plan on wearing to your inaugural?

…and the NUMBER ONE PRE-APPROVED “SOFTBALL” QUESTION FOR ANY HARRIS-WALZ INTERVIEW is…

1.    Have you ever been interviewed in a hot tub before?

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10.     TRUMP WAS CORRECT ON LATE TERM ABORTIONS TAKING PLACE, AFTER ALL                                                                                                                                                                                                       -The Niskayuna Breeze

9.    HARRIS PLAN FOR “BUYBACK” OF GUNS SIMILAR TO CONFISCATIONS FROM THE PEOPLE IN BRUTAL DICTATORSHIPS                                                                                                                   -Jacksonville Post-Intelligencer

8.   TRUMP OPPOSES TAXPAYER-FUNDED SURGERIES FOR TRANSSEXUAL ILLEGALS, HARRIS SUPPORTS THEM                                                                                                                               -New Amsterdam Journal of Medicine

7.    DAVID MUIR’S ABC-TV  “FACT CHECKER” TOLD TO NEVER QUESTION KAMALA WHOPPERS                                                                                                                     ​                                                 – New York Herald-Mirror

6.   ECONOMISTS SUPPORTING KAMALA “PLAN” FOR SPENDING HAVE NEVER BEEN RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT WEATHER                                                                                        -Investors’ Hourly

5.      HARRIS MAY ACTUALLY BE FOR “FRACKING,” BUT THINKS THE TERM MEANS FREE STUFF FOR ILLEGALS                                                                                                                                  -Los Angeles Republic

4.  SWING STATE AMERICANS PREFER THE TITLE “BORDER CZARINA” FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT                                                                                                                                                             – Savannah Picayune

3.    IN VP DEBATE, GOVERNOR WALZ MAY BE QUESTIONED ON TRAVEL EXPENSES PAID BY THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY                                                                                              – Minneapolis Democrat-Volunteer

2.  ​  PROSECUTIONS OF FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSTER HIS SUPPORT AMONG INDEPENDENTS WHO VALUE “A NON-POLITICAL JUDICIAL SYSTEM,” SAY        POLLS                                                          –  St. Louis Courier-Express

…and the NUMBER ONE HEADLINE WE WON’T BE READING THIS WEEK is…

1.    HARRIS PLAN TO TAX UNREALIZED GAINS WOULD WREAK HAVOC, SAY EUROPEAN LEADERS WHO TRIED IT                                                                                                                                                              – Provincetown Crusader“

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10. HIS HAIR IS ACTUALLY REAL.   HE LET ME YANK IT DURING KAMALA’S OPENING.

9.   SHE REALLY DOES CALL IT “PRICE-GAUGING.“

8.  NOBODY WOKE ​BIDEN UP TO WATCH THIS?

7.   IS THAT REALLY NICOLAS MADURO IN THE ​VICE PRESIDENT’S S​UITE?

6.  NO, THAT’S RANDY WEINGARTEN WITH SHADES AND A CAP.

5.   HOW DID TRUMP CONVINCE WILLIE BROWN TO FLY IN HERE?

4.   SO ORANGE-MAN IS OFFERING TO TREAT “SLOPPADOPOULOUS” TO A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK AFTER THIS?”

3.    WOW, JUST LIKE OBAMA…    SHE THINKS THERE ARE 58 STATES.

2.   NOT A GOOD LOOK…   TIM WALZ HANDING A TAMPON TO THE “FIRST GENTLEMAN.”

…and the NUMBER ONE ON-STAGE COMMENT WE MIGHT BE HEARING at the BIG DEBATE is…

1. WITH INFLATION LIKE THIS…   ARE YOU BETTER OFF THAN WHEN SHE STARTED TALKING TONIGHT?

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