Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10.  When you cross from Delaware into Maryland, you can buy different flavors of crack.

 9.  Even when spaced out and semi-conscious, Hunter refers to his stepmother as “Doctor.”

 8.  When flying private, like on a Gulfstream, the owners of the aircraft will get really mad when you bust up furniture and china on-board.

 7.   In a “gentlemen’s” club, the women are friendlier than out in the general population.

 6.  The New York Post is really, really accurate.

 5.  Though pixilated, one of Hunter’s videos appears to include a burro and a clown.

 4.  Venmo is practical when sharing cash bonanzas from China and Ukraine with family members  (Including the “Big Guy”).

 3.   The laptop contains 37 marriage proposals, all sent by e-mail.

 2.  Hunter pressed Dad for open borders, arguing for his “supply chain” needs.

…and the NUMBER ONE DISCOVERY as HUNTER’S LAPTOP gets a THOROUGH READING is…

 1.   In a “trial run” survey for Governor of Delaware, Hunter leads all Democrats.

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10. “In Wilmington, my ice cream cone went from $3.50 to $4.75.    Son-uffa B—-!   That ice cream server blamed ME for inflation!”

 9. “Vladimir is just tryin’ to jack my gas prices, which helps Trump.”

 8.  “Those dang construction workers on the Keystone Pipeline! They coulda kept goin’ as volunteers.”

 7.  “Back in Scranton, my Grampa told me how he bought a Model-T for under $3.   That’s only $3, man!”

 6.  “Why can’t Elon Musk just deliver 20 million electric vehicles ?”

 5.  “Flooding our economy with deficit-fueled, printing-press dollars makes most everything more expensive.”

            (Wait!  How did this nonsense get in here??)

 4.  “Dr. Jill, what is worse, a hyper-inflation, or… a hyper-sonic?”

 3. “In 1982, the U.S. taxpayers paid only $5,000 for my hair plug transplants.  Now, my next of plugs is gonna cost $30,000!   That’s inflation, folks.”

 2.   “Maybe we ought to cut out the Russian caviar in the White House Mess.”

…and the NUMBER ONE JOSEPH BIDEN MUSING on RUNAWAY INFLATION is…

 1.”Hunter just has to step up and bring home more bacon.  That’s all, no malarkey.”

10. VICE PRESIDENT’S CACKLING AT NEWS CONFERENCE VISIBLY ALARMS POLISH VIEWERS     -Philadelphia Herald-Tribune

 9. PRESIDENT SAID TO REQUIRE DIRECTIONS TO WHITE HOUSE MEN’S ROOM FOR THIRD TIME 

  -Buffalo Morning Globe

 8. HOCHUL MIMICS GILLIBRAND PLAYBOOK, SHIFTING FROM SECOND AMENDMENT SUPPORT TO GUN CONTROL ZEALOTRY    -Burlington Knickerbocker News

 7. GOVERNOR NEWSOM SIGHTED IN PUBLIC WEARING MASK         -Fresno Intelligencer

 6. BIDEN ADMINISTRATION FAILED TO ANTICIPATE UKRAINE’S NEEDS PRIOR TO INVASION     -Nashville Monitor

 5. E-MAILS REVEAL HUNTER ANGRILY DEMANDED THAT HIS FATHER KEEP the SOUTHERN BORDER WIDE OPEN                                                                                               -Wilmington Star Informant​

4. CONSENSUS OF NOBEL LAUREATES CONCEDES THAT HYPER-INFLATION CAUSED BY MASSIVE FEDERAL SPENDING    – Main Street Journal

 3. CUOMO’S CLOSING OF NUCLEAR PLANT LINKED DIRECTLY TO STARTLING SPIKE IN NYC UTILITY BILLS      – Syracuse Journal-American

 2. STUDY REVEALS THAT RELEASE OF SERIAL VIOLENT OFFENDERS MAY INCREASE CRIME   – The Hartford Obvious

​…and the NUMER ONE HEADLINE WE WON’T BE READING in the MAINSTREAM MEDIA THIS WEEK is…

1. SENATOR HIRONO APPARENTLY UNAWARE THAT HER WEEKLY FLIGHTS TO HAWAII CONSUME FOSSIL FUELS   – Samoa Gazette

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10. ​“And​,​ if you pass my “Build Back Better” spending, we can double our national deficit in just months!”

​ 9.​  “Our southern border is secure, thanks to the leadership of Vice President Kam…   Hey,​ ​Kamala, wake up!   This is the part where I talk about you.”

​  8. ​ “As we know, inflation is caused by reckless Federal overspending.”

​  7. ​“We can beat Russia with windmills and solar panels, friends…”​

​  6. ​ “Four score years ago this November, a saviour of this nation was born in Scranton….”

​ ​  5. ​  “The West has not faced a ​violent ​challenge like this since the Cold War.     That is why I am proposing record cuts in our defense budget.”

​  4. ​“Our​ new urban​ strategy is to release ​predator​s and disarm citizens.”

​  3. ​ ” I am drawing a red line in the sand​s​ of Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.”

​ 2.​  “Remember​,​ the police are the enemy.”     (actual Biden quote from 2020)

…and the NUMBER ONE LINE THAT SOMEHOW DIDN’T MAKE it INTO JOSEPH BIDEN’S “STATE of the UNION” IS…

​1.​  “​Just this morning, Hunter was saying to me… our​ whole family has a lot at stake in Ukraine!”

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