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Monthly Archives: April 2018

TOP TEN EARLY DEMOCRAT TALKING POINTS for CONGRESSIONAL ELECTIONS in NOVEMBER:

 

10.   Why mess with “peace in our time” in Iran?

 

 9.     Your $2,000 tax cut?   Turn that back right now!

 

 8.     MS-13 gives the new “immigrant” a purpose in life.

 

 7.    If no one is illegal, every state can be a sanctuary!!

 

 6.    Don’t provoke Mr. Kim.   Let’s keep those Obama-Biden results!

 

 5.    Shut down those evil coal mines forthwith!

 

 4.    We demand more “affordable” public housing —  just like the NYC Housing Authority!

 

 3.    Don’t you miss those Obamacare mandates and individual taxes??

 

 2.    The people demand an end to torture!!    (Except for Nancy Pelosi news conferences.)

 

…and the NUMBER ONE EARLY DEMOCRAT TALKING POINT for CONGRESSIONAL ELECTIONS in NOVEMBER is:

 

 1.   FDR had his “Chicken in every pot.”    Now, we’ve got “A creepy guy in every girls’ room!” for you.

 

 

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TOP TEN FINAL ESSAY EXAM QUESTIONS at TOP TIER UNIVERSITIES THIS SPRING:

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​10.   How has Venezuela solved problems of income inequality?    Your response should draw upon our readings from Comrades Maduro, Castro, Chavez and Lenin.​

 

 9.    What viewpoints are undeserving of a forum on a university campus?

 

 8.    How can a democracy develop the civic unity so palpable in progressive governments such as North Korea and Red China?

 

 7.   Contrast the views of Thomas Piketty and Karl Marx.    Whose approach would be more likely to succeed in the U.S.?

 

 6.     Is the electoral college an instrument of misogyny?

 

 5.     Who was the more effective anti-colonialist?   George Washington or Fidel Castro?

 

 4.    Absent the Paris Climate Accords, by what year will Kansas City be under water?   Discuss and defend your position.

 

  3.    Should the US Constitution be amended to guarantee “safe spaces” for all?

 

 2.     Can the First Amendment be compatible with a dictatorship of the proletariat?

 

… and the NUMBER ONE FINAL ESSAY EXAM QUESTION at TOP TIER UNIVERSITIES this SPRING  is:

 

 1.     Is US Senator Bernie Sanders more Jeffersonian or Hamiltonian?

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TOP TEN QUESTIONS for JAMES COMEY DEEMED “TOO CONFRONTATIONAL” for GEORGE STEPHANOPOLIS’ INTERVIEW;

 10.  Mr. Comey, you are a doting father, aren’t you?

 

 9.   This leaker stuff is way overblown, isn’t it?

 

 8.  How much courage did you need to summon to write about President Trump’s tan?

 

 7.  In your worldview, who’s the biggest hero, Andrew McCabe, St. Thomas More or Bob Mueller?

 

 6.   What was more fun, your honeymoon or writing this book?

 

 5.   How come you never went in for basketball?

 

 4.  Your book is a really good value, isn’t it?

 

 3.  Want some of my Raisinets?

 

 2.  Do you believe a neutral. fair minded anchor can compensate for a man-crush?

 

…and the NUMBER ONE QUESTION for JAMES COMEY DEEMED “TOO CONFRONTATIONAL” for GEORGE STEPHANOPOLIS’ INTERVIEW is:

 

 1.   You seem a little tight, Mr. Comey.   Want those burly shoulders massaged?

 

 

 

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TOP TEN KIM JONG-UN NEGOTIATING GOALS for HIS UPCOMING SUMMIT with PRESIDENT TRUMP:

 

10.   Referral to the President’s personal barber.

 

 9.   Lifting tariffs on ​fine ​North Korean wines.

 

 8.  Establishment of an hourly JFK – Pyong-Yang air shuttle.

 

 7.  ​Destroy Nukes, obtain very next NBA expansion team.

 

 6.  Lessons on how to implement Trump tax cut.

 

 5.  Please help new North Korean friends to copy your “spring break” traditions.

 

 4.   Amazon and Walmart will promote the “LeaderKim Dr. Evil jacket” desig​ner collection 

                                    (​no tall sizes available).

 

 3.  Introductions to Andrew Cuomo and Bill DeBlasio, to learn how to make the one-party state more permanent.

 

 2.  North Korea seeking dealerships to sell cutting-edge Corvairs, Gremlins and Edsels.

 

…and the NUMBER ONE KIM JONG-UN NEGOTIATING GOAL for HIS UPCOMING SUMMIT with PRESIDENT TRUMP is:

 

 1.  Limits on American immigration in to his country.

 

 

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TOP TEN LATEST TALKING POINTS for DEMOCRATS SEEKING to TAKE OVER CONGRESS THIS FALL:

10.   No more “crumbs!”  Give back your  $2,000 tax cut now!
  9.  Avoid confiscation on January 1st!Turn in your personal firearms today.
  8.  Nothing like impeachment to solve the country’s pressing problems!
  7.   Men!  Vote Democrat, regain admission to girls’ bathrooms!
  6.  Of course Kim Jong-un will respect Speaker Nancy Pelosi!
  5.  It’s about time we rename Grand Central Station for Chuck Schumer.
  4.  We Dems really know how to control those Ayatollahs in Iran !!
  3.  Vote Democrat!  We’ll turn over Second Amendment and security policy to radical teenagers.
  2.  Who needs a surplus of job openings?
…And the NUMBER ONE LATEST TALKING POINT for DEMOCRATS SEEKING to TAKE OVER CONGRESS THIS FALL is:
​  1.  Whom do you trust, Susan Rice or General Mattis?​
“Your Weekly American Top Ten list” is intended to be humorous commentary, and is not a source of real news.  To subscribe for free to the “Top Ten,” please visit  www.gipperten.com .  Then, complete the “subscribe” boxes, and submit.   While on the site, you can catch up on previous “Top Tens” by scrolling back through posts from 2016, 2017 and 2018.   Enjoy!
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