Your Weekly American Top Ten List

   (Two of these “grants” were invented by your editor.   Can you guess which ones?    Answers below, toward the end.)

10.  $2.3 million for “gender fluidity” instruction classes at “voluntary” re-education camps in Iceland

       9.  $350 million to build a pier in Gaza

       8. $47,000 for “transgender opera” in Columbia

       7.  $15 million for condoms to the Taliban

       6.  $1 million to boost French-speaking LGBTQ groups in Africa

       5.   $3 million for “just being LGBTQ” in the Caribbean  (No clear explanation of how taxpayer funds were distributed)

       4.  $55,000 for “climate change seminars” in Argentina  (Attendance was limited to female and LGBTQ journalists)

      3.   $2 million for sex change surgeries and “LGBTQ activism” in Guatemala

      2.   $3.2 million in reparations to Samoa for “toxic colonialism”

  …and the NUMBER ONE U.S. AID GRANT RIPE for DE- FUNDING is….

     1.  $14 million in cash vouchers for illegal migrants at our southern border  (What were we incentivizing here?)

Numbers 2 and 10 are fake.   All others are actual grants proposed or funded by U.S. AID.

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   ​10.  Mandatory essay exam for all public high school seniors:  “Explain in 2,000 words or less how “globalizing the Intifada” will lead to world peace”                                            

 9. Halt life-threatening price-gouging by freez​ing ​the price of pizza by the slice
8.Ban on all street parking in Manhattan, except for celebrity and Mamdani staff limos

7.  At your re-education camp, you can earn your copy of Das Kapital by answering the nice interrogator’s questions properly

6.  NYPD will prioritize transgender hiring until a 40% quota is reached
5. Only New Yorkers who flunk Zohran’s “Marxist Pop Quiz” three times will be subject to firing squads                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               4.   City employees will set their own salaries                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3.  Bridges, tunnels and highways will be reserved for Mayoral-endorsed mob demonstrations                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   2.  The three remaining billionaires in NYC will be rewarded with an​ 80% city income tax

… and the NUMBER ONE UNDERREPORTED “MAMDANI for MAYOR” PROMISE is…

1.      If “no one is illegal,” squatting is to be encouraged.  (Gracie Mansion excluded, of course)

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