10. “Kiss me if you require sanctuary.”
9. “My husband made millions thanks to special legislation I pushed through Congress, but all I got was this lousy tattoo.”
8. “No, I didn’t read this latest bill, either.”
7. “Thank goodness we finally elected a woman.” (Tattoo drawn November 2, 2016)
6. “Taxes are so-o-o misunderstood.”
5. “What national debt?”
4. “Blame America first.” (Tattoo created while customer under general anesthesia in Provo, Utah tattoo shop).
3. “You can keep your doctor.”
2. “Press here to relax my artificially tightened facial muscles.”
…and the NUMBER ONE MESSAGE TO BE TATTOOED ON NANCY PELOSI’S FOREHEAD is :
1. “Yes, there actually is a Mr. Pelosi.”
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