- Military base mess halls will no longer garnish soft drinks with little umbrellas.
9. Navy SEALS and Army Green Berets will have the steak tartare option at every meal.
- On soldiers’ ammo belts, tampons will be replaced with grenades.
- By Valentine’s Day, all M1 Abrams and Pershing tanks will be painted in camouflage colors, covering over 2024’s pink.
- Lecturers at West Point and Annapolis who had been specializing in the threats of “oppression” and “white supremacy” are being replaced by experts in hypersonic missiles.
- Traditional and now current 2025 military icons: Washington, J. P. Jones, von Steuben, Lafayette, von Clausewitz, Grant, Pershing, Eisenhower, MacArthur, Patton, Nimitz, Mattis and Schwartzkopf.
Military Icon during Joseph Biden’s administration: Surgeon “General” “Rachel” (also has the rank of “Admiral”) Levine.
- At remote American bases, USO variety shows replace even the most entertaining Drag Queen reviews.
- In basic training, “marksman” award takes the place of “empathy” and “participation” medals.
- More bazookas, fewer “Yoo Hoo, soldier” megaphones.
…and the NUMBER ONE CHANGE in the U.S. MILITARY SINCE CANCELLATION of WOKE POLICIES is…
- Flip-flops are out during maneuvers.
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