Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10. “THE EVE OF DESTRUCTION”   –  ‘J.D. and the Hillbillies’ devote an entire ballad to the wars started and lives lost by Harris-Biden blunders

9. “WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO”    – Joseph Biden sings to wife Jill, asking for an 11 AM wake-up call

8. “DOWN IN THE BOONDOCKS”   – ‘Kamala and the Transitions’ complain and whine that that they must campaign in the backwaters of Georgia, Pennsylvania and North Carolina, where they might run into “real” deplorable Americans

7.  “WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE”    –     Tim Walz exits the National Guard before his unit deploys to Iraq

6.   “I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR EVERYTHING”   –     Kammy and Timmy harmonize about ending the inflation they created, closing the border they opened and reversing positions on fracking, health policy and women’s sports

5. “YOU’RE HAVIN’ MY BABY”    – ‘Dougie and the Playboys’ croon on…

4. “I’M ON FIRE”         – Gwen Walz can’t get enough of that “burning tires smell” during husband Tim’s week of riots and arson in Minneapolis

3.    “I GOT THE SHERIFF”      –   During the ABC debate, anchor David Muir gleefully ‘fact checks’ Mr. Trump with erroneous data, but allows the Democrat to repeat falsehoods, unchecked.

2.  ” DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?”       -Kamala, Joseph and Janet Yellen can’t believe that flooding the economy with trillions of printed dollars could lead to 21% inflation over three years 

…and the NUMBER ONE ‘Bill-BORED’ HIT for LATE OCTOBER 2024 is… 

1. “THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN”   –   the Barbershop Quartet of ‘Vlad, Xi, Kim and the Supreme Leader’ are stunned to learn that one candidate for president might create a hypersonic missile and ‘Iron Dome’ defense for the United States

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10.  What is more important to you, bailing out looters and rioters, or delivering life-saving vaccines to the American people?

9.  Thinking about the Catholic vote, would it be smarter to skip the Al Smith dinner…. or to attack the Knights of Columbus at a Senate hearing?

8.  This Halloween, do you think someone who promises huge tax increases has earned the right to wear a Dracula costume?

7.  Have you ever personally handed a Tampon to a 12-year old boy?

6.  If men can get pregnant, can dogs give birth to bison?

5.  President Obama bought a huge Martha’s Vineyard mansion just feet from the Atlantic Ocean.    Does that make him a “climate denier?”

4.  Do you think that an hour of “Paint Ball” qualifies you to claim “combat” experience?

3.  Quickly now:  D.E.I….     or merit and qualifications??

2.  When you were a child, how much pro-Marxist propaganda did you get around the dinner table?

                      …and the TOP “LIGHTNING ROUND” QUESTION WE’D LIKE to SEE ASKED of CANDIDATES for  PRESIDENT and VICE PRESIDENT is…

1.   In ten seconds or less: what causes inflation?

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    10   AMERICA, LAND OF THE HANDOUT…   HOME OF THE EASILY OFFENDED 

9.    I LOVE MY BOSS.    I’M SELF-EMPLOYED.

      8.   THE WELFARE OF HUMANITY IS ALWAYS THE ALIBI OF TYRANTS

7.   THE FIRST POCAHONTAS NEVER RAISED MY TAXES

6.     WHAT DID YOU MISS MOST?   THE PEACE, THE PROSPERITY, OR ME?

5.    TAMPONS FOR SCHOOL BOYS!   CATCH “WALZ FEVER” YOURSELF!

4.    I THOUGHT SOCIALISM MADE SENSE, BUT THEN I TURNED NINE

3.     HONK IF YOU LIKE PEACE AND QUIET

2.    RE-ELECT INFLATION, WAR, OPEN BORDERS AND CRIME.

…and the NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER SPOTTED on AMERICAN HIGHWAYS is…

1. REPUBLICANS BELIEVE EVERY DAY IS JULY 4TH.   DEMOCRATS BELIEVE EVERY DAY IS APRIL 15TH.

                                                                                                                                        -Ronald Reagan

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10.     ​Does “Minnesota Nice” include burning down police stations?

9.    Were you suspicious when your Chinese-paid trips were led by tour guide ​Cai Qi, secretary of the CCP Central Committee?

8.   If your wife needed to open the windows to smell burning tires during your ​week of riot​s…   what was she cooking?

7.  During the Trump years, what bothered you more, the peace or the prosperity?

6.   In this envelope, I have news​.    One of your kids is demanding sex change surgery.    Do you have the right to open it?

5.  Who is the best at forcing taxpayers to leave their state, Gavin Newsom, Kathy Hoch​ul or you?

4.    Can you identify which one of these is a “weapon of war?”​   You sure?

​      3.   What is more important to you: applause from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar or a victory over terrorism for Israel??

2.   Do you think you will drift into “knucklehead” mode less often as vice president than you do as governor?

…and the NUMBER ONE DEBATE LINE LEFT in the BRIEFING BOOK DURING the V.P. DEBATE is…

1.    Did you bring me a Tampon​, Tim?

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