Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10. “Saving our Democracy“  =    End Voter ID nationwide, pursue your opponents via the justice system, collude with Big Tech to suppress election info, get your political allies to knock your opponents off of state ballots, cripple the independent judiciary that has kept us free for 248 years.  

9.  “Investment”                         = What we call a new trillion-dollar spending idea, dreamt up by your young socialist staff aide.

8. “Middle class”                         =   The overtaxed people who need lots more from our welfare state…  for which we’re about to tax ‘em again.

7.  “Border security”                     =     Wave in over 10 million migrants (including killers, rapists and terrorists) into our nation, with no vetting…   but ‘truly hope’         they will appear at immigration hearings at some point after the Jets win a Super Bowl​.   Then claim you have a ‘compromise solution’ bill that will                ‘restrict’ illegal entries to ‘ONLY’ 1.8 million a year!

6. “Reproductive Freedom”          =  Contrary to prior Democrat policy of abortion being “safe, legal and rare,”  we want the North Korean right to kill human life,      right into the 9th month of pregnancy.

5. “Equity”                                          =     Hard work, intelligence, ingenuity, education and a bit of luck no longer matter.    You will be rewarded or punished based on  your identity.    Do you belong to an oppressed group, or an oppressor class?

4. “Climate Emergency”                  =    That’s the reason we have to impose unaffordable vehicles, huge tolls and more taxes on regular Americans, as ‘climate leaders’ command private jets to fly around the world, with the First Lady jetting to France merely for Olympics entertainment.

3. “Middle East Peace” =   Blame Israeli victims for being attacked and murdered.    Make billions of dollars available to Iran, then express outrage that their          missiles, cannons and drones are turned on Israel and US servicemen and ships.

2.  “Transparency”                                = Never subject yourself to an unscripted interview, tell the American people that Joseph Biden was ‘sharp,’ and conceal from    the public the truth: that the Biden family received tens of millions of influence-peddling dollars from strange, anti-American sources overseas.

…and the NUMBER ONE GLOSSARY ENTRY to REFERENCE DURING the PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES is…

1. “Affordable Housing”                         =   We will reach into your pocket to pay for new homes for lucky migrants and others.  Public housing developments will fail as they usually do, and your ‘investment’ may require demolition before long.

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10. “The home of Hollywood, Yosemite and surfing, Kamala Harris’ state now exports even more people, jobs, businesses and wealth than New York….   Let Kamala   and Gavin Newsom do us proud… we’ll re-make America into San Francisco….”

9. “The Land of 1,000 Lakes is best known for Tim Walz’s endless arson, Tampons for boys, and mega-taxes chasing our ‘Minnesota Nice’ people to just about anywhere else…”

8.     “Aloha – Ma’ahalo… we’re the birthplace of Barack Obama…    and so proud that the Biden-Harris surveillance state has Federal marshals following our    former Congresswoman​, Tulsi Gabbard, where​ver she goes.”

7.      “If taxes are your issue, then New Jersey is not your state.    This is Governor Phil Murphy asking, ‘So, where you gonna go… New York?'”

6.      “Tell the truth, delegates.    Any of you really feel safe here in Chicago?   Stop by the Illinois delegation suite for a free security escort to your hotel.”

5.     “The Empire State casts all 307 delegates for the enlightened Harris-Walz ticket. 307 is also the number of New Yorkers who’ve moved to Florida since I        started speaking.”  – Governor Kathleen Hochul

4.       “Delaware is not only the first state, but the home of Joseph Biden.  If we sound boring, check out these thumb drives of Hunter’s laptop we have for you.”

3.      The Bay State of Massachusetts proudly casts all ​116 delegate​ votes for the Harris – Walz ​plan for ​Venezuelan-style ​“progressivism.​”    Our Senator                         Pocahontas Warren will drive Kamala’s new wealth tax brainstorm ​through the Congress, into law.    That’s what we Democrats stand for:  “Heads you                lose;   tails, the government wins.”

2.       Washington state will carry Kamala’s banner ​high, ​with maximum equity.    The state of Mount Rainier and spawning salmon is planning more “occupied             zones” that could serve as a “Western White House” for a president as wacky as we are!”

…and the NUMBER ONE STATE DELEGATION INTRODUCTION DURING THAT “ROLL CALL” at the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION is…

1.  ​ “I am your Senator, Dick Blumenthal of Connecticut.  I lied about serving in Vietnam and just keep getting re-elected.  My state’s media never bring this up.   So         to Timmy Walz I say:   keep piling it high and deep about your National Guard service.  Tell ’em you were wounded on D-Day and see if any reporter notices.        Oh, and we cast all 74 Connecticut votes for open borders, more inflation, new and higher taxes and government Tampons for every male in America.

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10. “Officer, which one was cooler:  this pro-Hamas riot or Chicago’s 1968 riots?

– Masked-up gender-studies student, speaking to a Chicago PD retiree

9. “Sorry, I can’t go off-teleprompter.”

– Kamala     (speaking to schoolchildren presenting a bouquet)

8. “I’ve been to 10 men’s rooms in this hotel, and not one dang one of ‘em has a Tampon machine.”

– Veep nominee Gov. Timothy Walz

7. “Who wants to change genders right here, right now??”

-Democrat National Chairman Jaime Harrison’s convention kick-off speech

6. “If state taxes are your issue, New Jersey is not your state.   If Federal taxes are your issue, swallow hard and vote Kamala & Timmy anyway.”

                                          – NJ Gov. Phil Murphy

   5.   We need to stop supermarket price gouging, on day one.    Fellow delegates, it’s so easy to pick on people making obscene one-percent profits.”

– Kamala’s soaring acceptance speech

  4.   “If you are an illegal migrant, I have your August check, right up here in my pocket.”

-Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, who also advised delegates not to walk outdoors after 6PM

3. “Can I get an ‘amen’ and some smell of burning tires?”

-potential Second Lady Gwen Walz

2. “What some people call ‘socialism,’ we just call ‘neighborliness.’”

-Nicolas Maduro, who flew in from Venezuela when offered Democrat Convention delegate credentials

                 …and the NUMBER ONE LINE or COMMENT ABOUT to be UTTERED at the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION is…

   1.”For those of you who haven’t scored your ‘weed’ yet, come see me or drop by the New Mexico delegation’s ‘Breaking Bad’ suite.”

               -Former NYC Mayor & presidential candidate Bill DeBlasio

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10.  Tim Walz is unrelated to homonym actor Christoph Waltz… but both do hilarious things.

9.  During his geography teacher days, he told kids that Cuba and Nicaragua were merely ​fighting for social justice.

8.  Governor Walz seems to really believe that arson is “mostly peaceful.”

7.   When he finally, belatedly called out the Minnesota National Guard​ during deadly riots… Walz first asked for Quaker and Amish volunteers.

6.   ​Walz-approved sex change surgeries for Minnesota children will ​be limited to those age 7​ and above.

5.   The governor believes the exodus from his state is due to weather, the Twins and ​Vikings, not Walz tax hikes or crime.

4.   ​Walz’s Tampon machines in school​-boy bathrooms accept cash, credit, Venmo and Canadian currency.​This will be means-tested.

​     3.   When Mrs. Walz opened the windows to smell the “glorious” burning tires from the riots, neighbors complained about her microwaving fish.

2.    After he claimed that socialism is like ​“neighborliness,​” Walz added that armed robbery is like​ deep-tissue massage.

…and the NUMBER ONE LESSER-KNOWN FACT ABOUT GOVERNOR TIMOTHY WALZ is…

1.  Walz loves Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, but isn’t personally anti-Semitic. 

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10. Welcome to Chicago — Still Safer than Guatemala or Gaza

9.  ​Illegal? Mayor ​Brandon Johnson has your first check​ in his pocket.

8.   Chicago:   Where Teachers’ Unions Never let Second Graders Push Them Around

7.    I am pleased to gavel the ​2024 Democrat National Convention to order.   Just for old times’ sake, please wear your old Covid mask​ right now.

6. ​   This is the place where Barack Obama began fooling ​some of the people ​most of the time.

5.  ​  Friends, being homeless in Chicago is still better than being “housed” in ​East Palestine, Ohio.

4.   Senator Durbin Invites You to his “Progressive Heaven” in Lincoln Park

3.     Pro-Hamas Arsonists May Proceed to the Air Conditioned Daley Suite (with buffet)

2.     38 Chicagoans Were  Shot Last Weekend —    Delegates, be Forewarned: Firearms are strictly prohibited within the City

…and the NUMBER ONE SELLING POINT for DELEGATES to the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENION in CHICAGO is…

1.     This is It – – Caracas  on the Lake !

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