10. HUNTER BIDEN ART EXHIBIT PROVIDES LATEST VENUE TO PEDDLE INFLUENCE WITH WHITE HOUSE – Newark Times
9. “I KNOW HE’S CRAZY, BUT I AM STUCK WITH HIM,” PRESIDENT SAYS ABOUT BERNIE, ACCORDING TO INSIDERS – Chattanooga Globe
8. AOC, SENATORS WARREN AND KLOBUCHAR RIVAL HILLARY IN ABUSING STAFF, SAY ANONYMOUS SOURCES -Bronx Post-Intelligencer
7. DURING COGNITIVE TEST, PRESIDENT CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE AMONG BILLION, TRILLION AND GAZILLION – Houston Sun-Times
6. DELAYED TRANSLATION OF WHITE HOUSE PHONE CALL REVEALS CHINESE PRESIDENT XI ASKING: “SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?” – Los Angeles Herald Mirror
5. VICE PRESIDENT HAD NO IDEA RIO GRANDE WAS A RIVER UNTIL VIEWING IT FROM 35, 000 FEET – San Antonio Delta Republican
4. BRITISH PM CLAIMS THAT PRESIDENT “ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP ON ME” DURING TRANSATLANTIC PHONE CALL – BBC London
3. HARRY AND MEGAN CONDEMN SHATNER’S LOW CARBON SPACE FLIGHT VIA FAX MACHINE FROM THEIR PRIVATE JET – Entertainment Fortnightly
2. PRESIDENTIAL BROTHER JIM SEEN SCHOOLING SCHUMER ON MONETIZING HIS GOVERNMENT SERVICE – Chicago Plain Dealer
…and the NUMBER ONE HEADLINE WE WON’T BE SEEING THIS WEEK is:
1. SURVEY OF AMERICANS SELECTS “THE BORDER IS CLOSED” AS NUMBER ONE LIE OF 2021 – New York Inquirer and Pennysaver
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