10. Cannabis farms
9. Critical Race Theory DVDs for grade schoolers
8. Unhackable laptops for the First Family
7. A pipeline, but in Russia
6. Five million flammable American flags (made in China)
5. Mail-in ballots for everyone (preferably untraceable)
4. Private jets, sequestered near Hollywood
3. Wind turbines, but not within a 30-mile radius of the White House or key donors
2. Any elective surgery that might possibly improve self-esteem
…and the NUMBER ONE WHITE HOUSE EXAMPLE of “INFRASTRUCTURE” is…
1. Hair plugs
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