- “Camilla, that’s not really perfume, is it?
9. “The crown is mostly polyester, duct tape and rhinestones?”
- “No, that guy actually IS Carrot Top.”
- “If ol’ Charlie is such a big climate guy, what’s with the thousand vehicles?”
- “OK, I see Dr. Jill in the front row. But who are the guys in the horse suit?”
- “Who knew that Kim Jong-un ran a great kimchee truck?”
- “Is that a foreign leader or just a nut riding shirtless on a horse?”
- “For $125 million, I coulda-got everybody lobster tail!”
2. “So if I pay cash to the guy with the cigar, I can stay in Buckingham Palace tonight?”
…and the NUMBER ONE REVELATION DISCOVERED by PROFESSIONAL LIP READERS at the CORONATION is…
- “I thought London had ‘congestion pricing.'”
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