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TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD on the MIGRANT BUS FROM EL PASO to MANHATTAN (translated from the original)

  1. Look!  Isn’t ​that the​ looter we saw on TV back in Caracas?
  2. I’ll trade you my sushi snack pack for your Hostess Twinkies.
  3. I was hoping I could score ​Yankee​s playoff tix when we got to New York.
  4. We can walk from the bus terminal to this cute little wine bar…
  5. New York City has ​TWO income taxes?​   I’m outta here.​
  6. I am migrating here because of D. A. Alvin Bragg.
  7. You were in prison for armed robbery?
  8.   I hear that “Leopoldstadt” is all the rage on Broadway.
  9.  I took the bus only after Joe Biden’s luxury jet flights were overbooked.

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD on the BUS FROM EL PASO to MANHATTAN was…

  1. How come the buses BACK to Texas are filled with New York taxpayers?

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