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TOP TEN SURPRISING lDISCOVERIES FROM THOSE HOME-DNA TESTS TAKEN DURING SHUTDOWN…

​10.  ​Presidents Trump and Obama share .09% German DNA​.​​ 

9. ​ Joe Biden is a second cousin to malaprop king “Professor” Irwin Corey​.​​ 

8.​  An MSNBC personality discovers he is distantly related to Stalin & Hitler, but responds: “Who?” ​ 

7.​   President Trump, Vice President Pence and actor Jay Silverheels share a common distant ancestor: Geronimo. 

6.  It’s no coincidence that US Senator Bernie Sanders and “Kentucky Colonel” Harlan Sanders share a surname.​ 

5. ​ Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard is a first cousin, thrice removed, of Hillary Clinton. 

4.  CNN’s Jim Acosta is told he is a 5th cousin of William Howard Taft, but asks: “Is he up for re-election?” 

3.  Dan Rather is a long lost nephew of Richard Nixon.

  2.  A re-test may be advised, but former presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke appears to have descended from Bill Clinton.​ 

…and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING DISCOVERY FROM THOSE HOME-DNA TESTS TAKEN DURING SHUTDOWN is:

1. ​ ​Test after test​, Elizabeth Warren remains zero percent Native American.

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