10. 6 month subscription to Newsmax
9. A romantic weekend in the DMZ barracks (including welcome cocktail party)
8. Prussian blue dress shirts with nicely complementing solid red Trump ties
7. Joint naval maneuvers with Japan
6. A show of Kim’s own slam-dunking skills (adjustable basket height may be required)
5. Complete freedom for reporters and news organizations
4. Political parties legalized this week
3. New microwavable Kim-Chee TV dinners from Swanson/Pyong Yang
2. No charge for Fox News Channel in all North Korean hotel rooms
…and the NUMBER ONE UNLIKELY NEW YEAR’S GIFT from KIM JONG-UN is:
1. Will offer nuke-free Korea in exchange for three all-night produce stands in Flushing, NY
Once again : Happy 2020!!
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