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TOP TEN SURPRISING POLL RESULTS from the FINAL DAYS PRIOR to ELECTION 2018:

 

  1.  In New Jersey, 23% of voters support challenger Bob Hugin for U.S. Senator, 22% support incumbent Bob Menendez, but 53% strongly oppose their daughters becoming interns for Senator Menendez.

 

  1.   10% of Californians would prefer to live in Nepal.

 

  1.    17% of people randomly surveyed in Jerrold Nadler’s Manhattan Congressional district consider him to be a sex symbol.

 

  1.    47% of Texans admit they just like saying “Beto.”

 

  1.    32% of South Dakotans told pollsters they consider North Dakotans to be “crass.”

 

  1.     An astonishing 97% of residents of Arctic Village, Alaska favor re-incorporating as “Palm Springs.”

 

  1.   87% of self-described Evangelicals do not own a single “rap” CD.

 

  1.   39% of Californians favor the Republican candidate for U.S. Senate (though there is none!).

 

  1.     6% of all Americans identified PBS character Ross Poldark as the British Prime Minister.  

 

…and  the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING POLL RESULT from the FINAL DAYS PRIOR to ELECTION 2018 is…

 

   1.  47% of New York voters would endorse Andrew Cuomo for President, as a way of getting him out of the state.

 

 

 

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