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TOP TEN MOST INTERESTING RESULTS from “EXIT POLLS” on ELECTION DAY 2018:


10.   21% of South Carolina voters identified Nancy Pelosi as a soap opera villain.

 

 9.  Of those voting for Keith Ellison for Minnesota Attorney General, 48% believe he is opposed to domestic violence.

 

 8.  4% of New Yorkers selected Kirsten Gillibrand as a “Swedish rock band.”

 

 7.  In Arizona, 6% of those marking “Sinema” for US Senate thought they would be issued free movie tickets.

 

 6.  23% of South Bronx residents support Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘s version of socialism, even if it means rationing toilet paper.

 

 5.   17% of Vermonters identified incumbent Senator Bernie Sanders as a “scrumptious Ben & Jerry’s flavor.”

 

 4.   9% of Kentuckians believe Bernie Sanders to be related to the Colonel.

 

 3.    99% of Haitian-American Republicans in Utah voted to re-elect Congresswoman Mia Love.

 

 2.    52% of male Missouri voters told pollsters that US Senator Claire McCaskill reminded them “of their first wives or their mothers-in-law.”

 

…and the NUMBER ONE MOST INTERESTING RESULTS from “EXIT POLLS” on ELECTION DAY 2018 is:

 

 1.   76% of South and North Dakotans admitted that they would rather “actually dance with wolves” than support Andrew M. Cuomo for president.

 

 

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