10. All that radicalism, and in a schoolmarm suit. Re-elect your beloved Cherokee Senator.
9. We’re pretty sure that most of the girls were of legal age. Re-elect Menendez.
8. Let’s keep those accomplishments coming with Gillibrand….!
7. Today Venezuela, tomorrow the Bronx. We need Alexandria!
6. California ain’t finished yet. Gavin Newsom has proven he’s up to that job.
5. Nothing says “Hoosier” like a liberal Democrat Senator!
4. Cuomo may be a bully, but he sure knows his “pay-to-play.”
3. “And if elected, I will continue to fight Trump every day.”
-TV ad for Village Highway Commissioner in Assateague, Maryland
2. Vote for Beto. He really believes his press clips.
…and the NUMBER ONE “FINAL ARGUMENT’ SLOGAN from POLITICAL TV ADS this year is…
1. No transgender governor has ever been convicted of bribery before.
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