10. I’ll trade you four Rick Scotts for three Pat Buchanans.
9. How come that guy keeps bragging about his”chads” collection?
8. What do we do with these two mail-ins for Al Gore?
7. OK, Brenda Snipes couldn’t get it done. Did we call Wesley Snipes?
6. Since when is it against regs to have a cocktail when counting paper ballots?
5. That’s not a vote marked for Bill Nelson. That’s tomato sauce!
4. Hey look! Brenda says 35 more ballots arrived with the Chinese food delivery!
3. How come I can’t vote for Cuomo in New York and Gillum in Florida?
2. I don’t care if you are here illegally and demand to vote. But can you keep the llama outside?
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD DURING the VOTE RE-COUNT in FLORIDA’S BROWARD and PALMBEACH COUNTIES is:
1. This Agriculture Commissioner recount is so exciting.
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